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Just realized I'm hitting one year of taking semaglutide, AMA. [This offer remains open indefinitely. I'm a low-traffic account, so I'll notice if you ask me even months from now.]

Do yourself a favor and block/mute both of these accounts. All they do is post made-up stuff and AI images pretending they're real. Seriously, remove the stupid lies from your life because too many people here can't tell the difference anymore.

Okay, but how come the incompetent dudes never get fired?

My latest unhinged pet peeve is the video format where it's a dude pretending to be talking to someone else on a podcast, just rambling his opinion to himself on camera.

Are we really doing this? This is most fucking pathetic "strategy" this election. Absurd, stupid, childish nonsense.

Just stop watching SNL. They keep platforming this guy. They knew what he would say and they made the choice to proceed. Stop watching until there is a meaningful change in leadership and the show isn't reduced to chuckles at the expense of others. Comedy is about shared laughter, not this s**t.

Yes, I am a bleeding heart liberal. Susan Dell's completely ruined face makes me sad for her. It doesn't negate any of the horror she and her ilk have done, but jfc I cannot imagine doing that to myself and being unable to reverse it.

... It's really weird how "Free Palestine" gets you in more trouble than "Free p**sy." ... Like, really.

Are we really, *really* sure Republicans are best with the economy? And before y'all come after me that the Pillsbury brand costs $6, read the ingredient labels side-by-side to see if you can solve the mystery of which one is actual food versus whatever TF that Doughboy is serving.

Gift article. This captures very well how I fell about Ed Sheeran:

And I'm sure CNN will still manage to both-sides this in their own coverage. So very, very literally a hallmark of authoritarianism and our media shrugs.

The internet remains undefeated.

If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.

I thought this was fake, but no, Ed Sheeran really is THAT desperate for an opening act.

Not to flex, but I've always known Ed Sheeran was a s**t-weasel. Y'all act like you don't remember him unabashedly accepting the Grammy for "Shape of You" (ode to objectifying a woman's body) over Kesha's "Praying" (masterpiece in courageously using your music for something important).

Reading the praise of Mahomes recovering from torn knee ligaments, but feel like this quote perhaps adds important context. To compare, Mahomes got the MRI within an hour, surgery the very next day. Our healthcare is capable of being great. We just...don't.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME

We told the Grim Reaper we wanted him to take the 80-year-old MAN in lavish makeup, and he still f**ked it up and took Tim Curry instead.

Yes, I am literally crying. Dolly Parton was the brightest light in so much of the darkness we've had to traverse. Rest however you want to, Dolly. Your torch will always burn and there are millions of us who are honored to carry it.

Oh no. Careful out there, everyone.

Cannot stress enough how much you all probably don't want to consume the Beef of Mysterious Origin.

🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Mexican researcher Eva Ramón Gallegos achieved a milestone that puts Latin American science at the center of the world medical debate: she managed to completely eliminate the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) in controlled clinical studies.

This seems like a point in the "Science is Good" column.

Oh no, the ICE torture gloves might zap the wearer if they, say, got accidentally hosed down with water. Would really be a shame if word got out about that.

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But, but..."We pay women athletes comparatively garbage dollars because no one watches women's sports"

Man stopped at ATL airport. Known protestor against Cop City. Questioned extensively/exhaustively. Repeatedly denied an attorney. Pressured into giving up his phone passcode under threat of having his phone taken from him. No warrant. The code he gave wiped the phone. I'm on his side.

RUN, B*TCH (complimentary)

Spain played like they wanted it more, period. Congratulations, España, on the win!

A massive data center is being proposed to be built in my home of Salem, Oregon. Incomprehensible resource-guzzling monstrosity in exchange for all of 75 jobs. I am BEGGING you to sign this petition to help us stop it: c.org/zRHGBTTmrN

I would ruin many lives. (My brother is a case manager for people with mental illness transitioning from state care.)

From the people who so often sneer "If you don't like it, leave!" when a Dem criticizes US government, I present you: "We don't like Oregon, so we want to change the composition of two states to appease us." IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN IDAHO, MOVE TO IDAHO.

Holy sh** Lindsey Graham died.

Spit out my coffee 😂

Now all I want is to win the lottery. (Worth a try)

If not needing Daddy to fight your battles for you & you win 4 World Cup championship’s was a picture

The number of accounts celebrating the red card getting suspended is wild. We scream of his corruption except when it's what you want?? Born and bred in the USA and now all I want is a humiliating defeat.

My wife is selling cool AF plants. Support her! palmstreet.app/l/BEBScpqV

I have said endlessly that When It Happens, things might get even worse for us if this administration isn't already out of office. Vance is dangerous.

Tbh, I think it'll be Knicks in 6 because it rhymes and that game will be at Madison Square Garden. Knicks fans aren't allowed into game 5 in San Antonio. The Knicks will want to share the W with their fans.

So are they building up that scaffolding to try to meet God or what?

Because of course they are. More corporate handouts for rich while the rest of us get bent over.

And all they had was their "name" on the back of their jersey, and we're just supposed to believe that they were even allowed to play at all??? ANYONE off the street could have pretended to be a player!!!

It is a stain on FIFA that the US is allowed to host the World Cup. A staggering slap in the face to the sporting community and the world as a whole.

Can we please go back to having Presidents who take their job seriously? It is truly unbelievable to me that we allow a perpetually trolling "own the libs" narcissistic as the President of the United States.

o7

The number of people who don't understand this is wild to me. "What does him being a POS person have to do with whether he'd be good to represent me in government?" I dunno....maybe everything???