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Why is the President continuing to strike Iran? I don't know. Why is your outfit so cheap looking, brokie?

Well, given the state this country, the U.S., is, currently...why the fuck not? How much worse can it be?

Please, don't give them any ideas!

You go work for Zara and not be mean. It's impossible.

WHO?

They say WH is inviting dumb school bullies for interviews to see who gets the job. Nelson has qualified for the next round so far!

Finally, a Press Secretary whose experience with strategic gaslighting and curated aesthetics actually matches the job description.

Immediate upgrade.

This would be funny if it wasn't possible.

meh, still a step up

Utterly abhorrent

Just a bottle of blonde hair dye away from an exciting, 6 month long career.

I did not know about that, how sad. :(

The WH Press corps all simultaneously cum.

Honestly, she seems nicer than her predecessor.

Underrated reply. Well done sir! 😆👏 Brevity is the soul of comedy

Nah they wouldn't do an upgrade

😂 😂 😂 😂 😆

The fat orange bitch just walked in and grabbed her.

Feeling a little triggered just looking at this.

Was this after she passed the grope portion of the job interview?

Will last at least one scaramucci.

Replace “Zara” with “Brandy Melville” and you’d be spot-on.

Well, who failed to inform her that the #1 job qualification is being a bottle blonde?

Double taps.

Right up his alley

*whispering to guy next to me* what's zara?

SNL blew it during the 1st reich. they should have had someone dress like Tanner Boyle.

This white house would tap a teen

the taps mean what...?

Needs a giant cross around her neck so we know how pious she is while she hurls insults at the reporters

Goddamn she looks fucking pissed

Still not as mean as Karoline