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Oh shit! Too late.

Never Nutget

oh whoopsie

Reality and satire are truly indistinguishable these days.

If I don’t wrap my dick in American flag and crank down to a photo of Trump I may as well just let the terrorists win.

@beataeti.bsky.social

Just feels weird ya know?

Everybody’s doing it.

You're talking about Giuliani...!

The fools. for each one of them that fails to jack, my cohort shall jack twice!

I gave up dry humping for Lent, do I get a pass today?

Sometimes you needa build back up what was destroyed

Hey oh!

I'll erect whatever tower I want to celebrate, thank you very mu... muuuh... Muuuuuuuch.

Loiue ck would like a writing credit

The same everyone masturbates every time: while sobbing.

Govt can't tell me what not to do

Ted Cruuuuuuuuz

Don't let your tower rise on the day two others fell ~ Me, just now

*cums

Great minds…

O fuck.

Good thing I’m Canadian.

Oops forgot not to

Sir, there's been a 2nd jerking off.

A stiff DJT would look good at the end of a rope hanging limp butt that could get me going again. RIP to the 160 Iranian school girls who were murdered by the POTUS making him Osama John Ladin/Donald Bin Trump/ Osama John Trump... Or just Fuck him. Come age fonus all a favour. Make it painful

The acting is amazing.