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Thiel definitely thought the Darth Obi Wan concept art from old Battlefront games was cool as shit

According to Tolkien that did not make him evil Nobody in Middle Earth could have cast it into Mt Doom, even Tom Bombadil if he'd managed to get it there

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Harmed*, not handed.

it would say that😭😭

*Lord of the Rings*? Sorry, all I know is the movie title and Elijah Wood. Peter Thiel is done for🤣

Evil? Why, I have been called worse by better men, and richer by poorer ones. This Thiel fellow names his venture after a hobbit, then calls it evil—as if villainy were a brand and not a practice. Give me a fat purse and a fat hostess, and I'll play the villain gratis.

He really is stuck in middle earth…

Alternative headline: member of the Epstein class admires Saruman instead of Gandalf.

I shall nickname it Odorf

He still makes it all the way to Mount Doom with the ring, but he fails to throw it in because he ate Gollum after the spider-bundling incident

smh

It's times like this (and people like him) that make me wish we had an army of Huorns chasing down the techbros and billionaires. Honestly, there are some people I'd struggle to be bothered about if they were violently dismembered by semi-feral tree beings.

😱 TheOnion!!!!! Should not we have learned from the Torment Nexus debacle???? Yes, I know it’s funny, but Peter Thiel has no sense of humor. Only evil. “Frodo, but Evil” is the sort of thing you cannot run by him.

So... Gollum?

But Frodo was evil. He after all was trying to destroy the Ring of Power! How could he do that to my precious? Curtis Yarvin, probably.

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Judy Dench?

So he named it after himself Fucking Retarded On Day One