Dangerous Beans

I have come here to crack wise and block assholes And I'm all out of wise

No ACAB

And in loving yourself you would never tolerate someone denying your identity, arrogantly assuming that their opinion trumps ypur experience, so you'd never do that to your neighb– oh

The nazis believed in robust social systems, but only for cishet white people of the dominant class I wonder if there's a good term for dems who believe in "progress", but only for cishet white people of the dominant class

SWEET BABY: Yuck! Yuck! Yuck. Yuck? *pointing to various locations, starting with the easiest case of the toilet and moving on to progressively less obvious cases ME, AN ANALYTIC PHILOSOPHER:

Pounded in the Election by My Own Campaign, by Vivuck Ramaswingle

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

If I told my parents about this, we would hear a version of the narcissist's mantra about it "That didn't happen, and if it did it wasn't that bad, and if it was it's good actually"

Repeating fascist lies about history to defeat fascism

Good advice, but I have to go back to work in a few weeks or the bank will take my doors and windows and house

the rich he hath sent empty away

Now THIS is how you take the Lord's name in vain

PSA: The nutrition info published by Clean Eatz is not accurate Since my wife is disabled and I am recovering from a stroke we can't cook much, so we've been ordering from them and my sugar kept going high They're often off by as much as 100% on carbs and 50% on calories

CashApp routinely "warns" me that people asking for help are "scammers" I don't even blame the few actual scammers for ruining it for everyone else, those people are just pests It's always the evil fuckers who have power screwing over legitimate aid requests

Goal 799 - 1, 000 Disabled + unhoused Lost 50% of usual help overnight for week +. Trying to raise funds to avoid dangerous East Oakland streets asap. Cannot risk sex trafficting + violence. No EBT atm. Being harsssed for it. Pls help Kofi - Pinned PayPal: nachash358 cash app: doriangrey358

The tile of my self-produced black metal album

I too can lengthen at discretion now that I'm in my 40s and my sex drive is under control, but the shortening is mostly random

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

People do understand that the 'positive masculinity' embodied in roles like protector and provider are just 'patriarch' under any other name, right? Men aren't offered these roles out of an appeal to benevolence. They get submission to their authority in exchange.

omelas but instead of a child it's michael tracey and everyone's fine with it

honestly crying about this. been a long time since i've read good political news. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

substitute nouns for pronouns

"Henlein was strange, in this book he preaches free love but Starship Troopers is just a paean to fascistic military dictatorship"

Only one person has ever looked at me that way and now they're my wife (They also look at their girlfriend that way and it's really cute)

Macklemore's music is fine, it's fun and easy to listen to He's "bad" because he's "earnest" and that makes him "cringe" Legit one of the worst takes ever, it's just sociopathic misanthropy with a side order of smugness Disappointing to see so many people who like his politics join in

I'm sick of seeing people say they feel bad for Sheeran He has more money than most can spend in a lifetime, he could have joined Macklemore and won respect from good ppl instead of losing fans and earning only the respect of his worst ones But he's an "apolitical" shitstain with no principles, so

I'm home from stroke recovery Still can't work but they're holding my job for another month or so

lol

Actually it occurs to me that only good people are their own worst critics Assholes are always above criticism

Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate

Today my stroke rehab doctor begged me to drink more because my kidneys were working too hard