Blob Costas

I don't think you could look anymore serious if you were trying to catch a human baby

I no longer have Brewers Fever

Brewers: “Sorry, you can’t use the voucher you purchased a decade ago for the World Series.” Rays: “If you message our players on Instagram, we will get you tickets for the game at our opponent’s stadium.”

This advertisement annoys me because she should have caught the ball in the pocket of the glove. It's just bad fundamentals all the way

Spiderman failing to turn the phrase and then yeeting that man to his death is the funniest bit that I've seen in a *while*

A New Jersey family recreated OG Anunoby's iconic NBA Finals tip-in with their Halloween decorations

Oh no. Anyways

Shambo Plankchest is the most Australian coded name since Crocodile Dundee

A Lebron James is on the path to make this true.

The Committee has approved the 15 Meter Catch & Splash event as a medal event for the upcoming Athens Olympiad.

Blob, narrowly avoiding his biggest whiff

Skynerd Lynyrd

*laughs darkly*

Me: Wow, Yamamoto had a great game today. Wife: Still dead to me.

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

👁️🦠

it's time for playoff baseball

until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

The salmon swim backwards, the previous 3,576.2 innings are undone. #blaseball

A musician needs to sample this clip.

I brought a flask of rye bourbon to my last job interview and got the position. Just sayin'

Death Mints was right there.

I felt compelled to sketch up a mascot for my futuristic Olympiad game in development. So, please take a moment to say hello to Tock! Designed to observe, celebrate, and preserve every moment of Chronolympic competition, Tock is always watching for extraordinary achievement!

Congratulations @pirates.com! You are in #PARTYTIME 🎉

Sweater Weather is Happening

If you don't get the stylish comment. Check out the kit these athletes wear for air rifle and air pistol

look, you get to 73 points those earlier runs through the pushups come back with a vengeance. Great call to get a closer in there

Warning: internal pressure in the Bore exceeds established tolerances. Delaying stabilization efforts from 9/2/2026 to 9/1/2026

The Fall of Phaeton (1703–1704) by Sebastiano Ricci @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

I feel like PCA would be the easiest player to trick into giving me his credit card number.

A month later and no one in my household has even attempted to watch a #dodgers games.

The grim reaper is grabbing all the wrong 80-year-olds.

I misread this as Angel Hernández and felt some strange emotions.

PHOTO FINISH 😳 A Braves fan narrowly Beat the Freeze!

This made me cry…again.

Absolute coward behavior to include the middle initials in this post

This group of nuns having fun in a basketball court in NYC [🏀 namunez] Original post

Another Kissinger has hit the afterlife.

We are pleased to announce that the 4064 Olympiad will take place in beautiful Athens, Hellas Megalopolis. More information, once approved for public consumption, will be made available in this feed or at www.chronolympics.com.

Hey everyone👋 We'd like to introduce our new game Dartwords, the word game that responds to you! www.dartwords.com

Blob's origin story.

Minnesota Republican state auditor candidate Scott Jensen complains that auditors are "getting hung up on numbers" 🙃

Hey, baseball, what’s the word you say when you touch an animal’s nose again?

Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence

"And you people, you're all astronauts on... some kind of star trek."

10 years ago today, Scott Richmond (Vancouver, B.C.) made what's still one of the greatest defensive plays I've ever seen. Watch it for yourself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEaz...

Me: My advice is to have sex before going out on a date night. You'll be more relaxed and have more fun if you decide to spend the whole night out dancing or chatting. The increasingly distressed Moderator: Again, the panelists are asked to keep their answers relative to the questions asked.