The Onion@theonion.comSomersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting theonion.comSomersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet MeetingWASHINGTON—Interrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly spe...18/10/26, 6:00 pm·132 reposts·1.2K likes
crazycatlady88.bsky.social@crazycatlady88.bsky.social1wOkay, I really didn't want to see that. Absolute puke.
It's Fennectik!@fennectik.bsky.social1wand trump would announce what a wonderful ass he has for two hours straight while claiming he never done it before at a rally4
Ross Martin@rossdmartin.bsky.social1wNot long before the last Onion headline: “Onion Shuttering: World Now Too Bizarre to Mock”
Pretzelcoatl@slinkingflorist.bsky.social1wThe onion pays real human artists :) The onion pays real human artists.. :(9
Shoulder2wheel@shoulder2wheel.bsky.social1wNo one knows what happens when the press is ushered out of the room.
Michael Saunby@msaunby.bsky.social1wOk, but what was the weirdest thing that happened in a Cabinet meeting last week?2
Nicky@justamillennial.bsky.social1wThe fact that I had to double-check if this was real for a split second says everything about our current politics.
notnarrow.bsky.social@notnarrow.bsky.social1wI am sorry that you folks at The Onion have to work so hard to outdo the ridiculousness of what they are actually doing.4
Semiocapitalist Industrial Device@jbot3300.bsky.social1wI thought this was real before I saw the onion. I still think it's real.12
witness@vmacart.bsky.social4dRFK's #1 job is to make the #1 killer of kids, the GUNS, the #2 killer of kids. so conservatives can say, guns are not the #1 killer of kids.
sean morris@tryingtolistenmore.bsky.social1wYet another thing that could actually happen, but would only cause mild surprise before being forgotten.11