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Avatars of capitalism.

I think “Mr. Beast” is probably equally dumb as Elon but doesn’t think he’s a genius which makes him slightly more self-aware which is a type of intelligent.

both are of both id say, maybe with slight leans.

If you buy my book I didn't write and don't like reading you could win a million dollars! This is the only way I can motivate anyone to do anything, please buy it!

What do you MEAN prepubescent boys who aspire to be YouTubers aren't a viable target demographic for bottom-tier airport books?

Or even be given a basic summary from the writer. He didn't even bother with THAT

Since he can't read what it says.

I am somehow less than surprised that Mr Beast didn't like reading when he was younger.

I think he's as alive as Mitch McConnell, and almost certainly

And especially not like the 200 books that James Patterson wrote before this one...

Fuck off, Beast. Any good will you had is gone.

" I hate these things but I made one because I thought it would be profitable. Is it good? How the hell would I know. Someone with a big name wrote it though, so that's pretty cool :) "

I want only the worst things to happen to this man.

The living quarters in the next beast game season is going to be filled with unsold copies of this book.

Should have gone with Matthew Reilly.

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

I‘ve never looked into a Patterson novel that wasn’t pure crap, and I don’t think that mixing it with other different crap will make the productbetter. So that’s a „nope“ from me.

Not the critical point of the post, I know but I liked a good majority of the Maximum Ride books, what books did James Patterson NOT write? I'm assuming it was stuff after that but I stopped paying attention after High School and not having easy access to a library.

this is bullshit. he never grew up

On the positive side for people for whom that is their first book, assuming it doesn't drive them back into illiteracy, their literary experiences can only go up from there.

Excitedly awaiting the Netflix adaptation so I can ignore it as well.

I feel like one of these days there will be a tell all documentary about Mr Beast revealing something sick and disturbing in private

Infohazard

"for many people this may be the first book they actually read" brb snatching The Cat in the Hat from a toddler and thrusting The Most Dangerous Games into their lil hands

"growing up i thought books were boring, then i heard i could make money with them"

I wanted to rebel against the yawnfest book hegemony so I'm shaking things up by partnering with an author everyone immediately associates with 'average mainstream airport bookstore'

If it makes you any feel better it seems that no one is preordering the book.

Hoping this is a hit so we can get: Mr Beast x Louis Erdrich, Mr Beast x Junot Diaz, and, at long last, Mr Beast x Donna Tartt

Growing up, I thought books were boring. Actually, I'm just a very stupid person with no personality.

Shark water? The fuck is that writing?

Like the President.

"tell me what you think" (which he also won't be reading)

Deleted his account