Bob

The most important question with this bullshit is why do cops need a fucking basketball court?

Find something to do this weekend that makes you happy. What a delight. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTfuaV7NG/

This is quite charming.

Correct. You're not going believe it. And at no point in the piece do they say "not related"

[Exit Katherina.]

An echidna day is always a good day!

This is really quite a loss. Helen Braswell was one of the first people I looked for when I came here from Twitter.

I started to write a nuanced skeet about why we shouldn't care about this, and then I figured fuck it, I don't give a rats ass. I hope they get their shit wrecked.

The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.

Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.

Heavens keep him from these beasts!

Make sure the sound is up.

Can't do a day on here about MAHA people being misunderstood. See ya guys tomorrow. Let's hope Tuesday is a better day

Look at this fucking idiot.

Goddamnit. Tim Curry too?

The Mouse and the Motorcycle, by Beverly Cleary. Started my lifelong love affair with motorcycles at a very young age.

This legit makes me sad.

I think they should dig him up and kill him again

Yet another example in the seemingly unending line of reporters with large accounts on here who don't do alt text. And it's even worse when it's Twitter garbage being posted.

YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Politicians just can't help it. I'm not saying they have to celebrate somebody's death, but kissing Lindsey Graham's dead ass is a step too far. Saying nothing would've been best.

This is magnificent.

🤞🤞🤞

Wishing heatstroke on all the racists and neo-Nazis today.

Saja Boy Hundo Park!!!

We can have democracy or the Supreme Court

Millie has a plan for potholes, but it doesn’t involve fixing them.

This is so utterly fucking stupid. Basically we have a monarchy except when the king tries to fuck with the money, then the bankers get to say no. Unprincipled garbage by a bunch of robed imbeciles

Venezuela quake: The most useful thing to give after a major catastrophe is cash. But it can be tricky figuring out where to send the cash where it’ll have the biggest impact. Local charities with known track records & connections work best, but… they’re the ones also struggling in the aftermath.

If you feel you need to go to Boot Camp to learn how to "pick up women" you have much larger problems going on, and you should probably go talk to a therapist about them.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Not only doable, but mandatory.

Whenever I see stuff like this it always tickles me because I immediately imagine the process of working on it.

It's pretty simple. Voters have spoken. Either establishment dems perform, or their shit gets kicked to the curb. 🤷‍♂️

I stand with every bit of this thread.

Dammit this is good.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

My dad is deader than a door nail and has been for 31 years. He was an excellent dad who had a Masters degree in horse trading anything and everything. My scavenger gene is from his side of the family. I'm also a dad, with two daughters who have made me the happiest father on the planet.

Goddamnit I forgot. Alt text: a brown cake shaped like the Rosetta Stone with ancient writing writing, sitting on a white plate on the corner of a black table. A honey colored hardwood floor in the background.

Outstanding.

My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday

happy father’s day to elon musk. enjoy checking your phone all day to see if notifications are on.