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WTH? @washingtonpost.com is a ridiculous thing

What should you try next? Maybe reinstate the firewall between ownership and editorial operations, find your editorial ethics and independence, and quit publishing these stupid fking stories.

I like how you Americans keep "reinventing the wheel." Your ancestors used to make butter at home all the time 80 or 100 years ago.

Weirdos

Now, why would I do this?

Yo dawg, wtf are you doing?

What should you try next? Maybe stop spending money on this kind of fluff.

Katharine Graham would weep if she saw how worthless and stupid the Washington Post had become.

Investigative journalism about the corruption and crimes of ICE and the rest of this administration.

Try it riding a bike!

At long last, science has discovered some tasks our great president cannot accomplish even with all his limitless strength and power (running, accomplishing something)

please try the 9/9/9 challenge next, thank you.

What you should try next: If you fart and sneeze at the same moment, do your intestines rip apart?

So glad you guys aren’t doing real news and opinion now, how else would I have learned this nauseating thing???

"Tune in next week when I make a pair of Nikes while churning butter."

Could have sworn this was @theonion.com

At last

How about next, you be adults and actual journalists and track down all of the money being stolen from taxpayers?

God this paper has gotten fucking stupid

Maybe look at how the Epstein files still aren’t being released you hack

Is there a name for the brain parasite that's taken over everyone at your paper?

Thats kinda neat. I grew up on a farm and we used to churn our own butter. I enjoyed it as a kid and it was good knowledge to take with me. Science !