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First car with 100% fatality rate. The kind of person who gets excited about this is the same kind of person who shouldn't be driving this.

Come on, you guys. That is so obviously faked. If you’re not part of the solution, you are definitely the main part of the problem.

Just as useless and stupid as every other nazi Musk idea. Will never make it to production.

I wouldn't buy or ride or use anything Tesla Elon is a disgusting traitor deport Elon

I do the same shit on the Hotwheels expansion for Forza Horizon 5. Never gonna do it in a "real" "car".

Sigh.....

Yeah but #elonmusk is still a racist, misogynistic, small dick man

Stupid

Are we sure this isn't AI ? Where does all that compressed air come from ?

You could strap four rockets to a flaming dumpster fire and then you’d have a milestone in propelled flaming dumpster fires. Which, now that I think of it, reminds me of the new potential for a certain DC landmark.

Oh look Elon musks new clown car ShittyShitty BangBang oohhh must get me one of them said no one ever. What a pathetic excuse for a human he maybe rich, but he is still a grade one knob head.

Wow. So Awesome! This is the feature I have most wanted in a motorized wheelchair (some people call them ‘cars’). But will they still be able to crush children to death? * also* real objects do not move that way. The car would leave the road where it straightens. This is total made-up bullshit

It’s a nifty-looking demo, but raises questions: 1. How close is it to production-ready? It may be viable or it may be a POC. 2. How long will the thrusters last without recharging? (Most jet-packs only offer a few minutes of thrust.) 3. Will this ever be street-legal?

I really need one to go to the office 🤡

I like how they suspended the law of gravity for the demonstration.

It's not even fancy tech. It's tech that got scrapped because way back when, they know there was Zero consumer need for this. How about a door that can be opened from the outside after an accident when the car is in flames....solve that one Elon.

I'm sure I can find some upside down roads somewhere.

They haven't been able to innovate any exciting new tech to keep investors bilked, so instead they decided to show us one of the rockets SpaceX already developed, except with the shell of a car instead of a rocket fuselage. Musk fans must think this will be a revolution in transportation.

has been in development for nearly a decade 😂

What a massive amount of BS this is? What's the "car" made of? Styrofoam?

This is just embarrassing for you, Washington Post.

If it can fly, why did they name it Roadster?

Tesla is not a serious car company. Noone wants a cybertruck. Can they legally sell cybercabs? Models 3 and Y are almost a decade old. Now they come out with this ridiculous toy. What product do they have to sell?

The only use-case I can see is as a featured car in the next Bond movie [deleted previous post to correct typo]

And the car itself has no car in it. Do more reporting, and less glazing.

How did it stick to the track on a vertical?

If it's a flying car, why does it have to be approved for road use?

I already get nausea in normal Teslas…

He thinks we’re all dumb as fuck.

Musk could gild it in gold and I will never buy a Tesla. Period.

How embarrassing for you

Criminals will get to drive around with impunity. No cop car is going to catch them.

Well, then he can finally set off for Mars with THAT! Have a good flight! Bye!

That is terrifying.

This is a balloon. Get a grip

Stop glazing this con artist, Jeff, you know he's full of shit. "Roadster", my ass

Market manipulation by Elon Musk. This is a concept car. Taking down payments? Elon Musk ripping off shareholders and laughing all the way to the bank.