Phil Scott

After church today, Cheesecake Factories are gonna get swarmed by hordes of the worst-tipping customers ever assembled

Getting some weird political mailers

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck, it looked like..... this!!!!

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

Wonder why @tentpolegame.com would list Gene Hackman as the lead in Get Shorty.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

Tipping culture in the US is out of control

My best try yet The Last Night of the War — Best Picture, 99/100, $792M tentpolegame.com/m/GVYXqlzMD6QP

Tommy, two seconds after AES called him "Tommy"

I have a theory that he's partially doing this in a round about way spread out the voting shares of the stock in a way to control more of the company

Pinball machines

If it can run on a GE fridge then you don't need all the data centers, ya putz

Normally when I see videos of someone bombing this bad I think of Jamie Foxx's "this your conscience speaking" bit, but giving her a conscience might be generous

my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been

Wheeeee?

"Claude, how do I recover from being beaten by a mob with hammers. Make no mistakes"

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When I went to look this lady up

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

"and is he beat to death with hammers if not?"

My Ohio friends: TODAY is the last day you can register to vote for this election. Check that your voter registration is valid and active. And if not, REGISTER. DO IT TODAY

👍 I still have some usefulness left

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

Me seeing a birthday party invite at a trampoline park

“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”

The Mew compiler now emits correct MSIL via System.Reflection.Metadata, so I can produce proper PDB files, which means DEBUGGING NOW WORKS!

Kind of dumb shit you read in a Fallout terminal of some dead guy who was clearly killed by his own robots

Must have eaten a 1,000 half-priced chicken tenders at ocharleys back in college. RIP newschannel9.com/news/local/o...

CritterWatch opens up the entire state of your running applications and all of its observed system behavior as well as its administration abilities to your AI tools. Learn more about the new tool you're going to want your CTO to get you! jasperfx.net/news/interro... (Please RT this one, thx!)

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giant juice box is the only way I can get my kiddos to show up to their games too

We’re not changing it.

Yes please youtu.be/mfBg8TQQrCQ?...

I get invited to swanky events

I went to the appendix so you didn't. Albums most likely to get you killed by a distracted driver are....

My sister subscribed our cat to Columbia House

Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced in exiting her mother’s womb would pale in comparison to the fucking decades of tedium, misfortune, and humiliation yet to come.

Can't Hardly Wait was a documentary

Despite my best efforts of shielding my kid for years, Disney+ went and recommended my kid some Minecraft YouTube channel they have under their brand. Underhanded bastards