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Would that be a butt plug??

Every day!

Good one

Stellar idea. To quote the Talking Heads, "Burning Down the House"

😅 I just had uninstall/install an app.😂

Ha!

Not since it got plugged into a giant orange turd!

Well, have you?

Yeah, I kicked it too.

Canada thank you for being you.

Or simply unplugging the United States 😊

That made me and smile.😁

Too many unvaxxed. Coming back like measles.

If America were a horse id send it to the glue factory

If only we could!

And then shake the White House to clear the buffoons….

🤣😂

We need to destroy the current computer because the one elon fucked with needs to be destroyed! 💥 asap!

Ctl Alt Delete That should do it. Always worked for me 😁

Repeatedly.

😂

In the butt

Doesn’t work if the power-on button is defective …

Canada...the last vestige of sanity on the continent!

Have you tried whipping it with the cord?

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

Wonderful.

We are being held hostage 😭

Don’t forget to wait 15-20 seconds before you plug us back in

We did, booted up Trump. Thanks

They are unplugging it but they are plugging it back in on their private outlets 😩🤬

Hard reset.

Will that get rid of Trump????

Would it be that easy???

If only it would be that easy! 🤣

chuck's on my poop list, for sure, but this is ALL on the Rs. they've been at this project for half a century (wiki: "powell memo"), operating as the party of "whatever the F we can get away with" since Nixon. much as i despise djt, he gave the Rs what they always wanted. yeah, they caught the car.

I think we should try a factory reset We might end up with George Washington.

I think that's Trump's plan, along with the rest of the world.

Please try kicking the US.

Didn’t that just happen?

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

We tried that a little over four years ago.

It's worth a try

At this point, I'd try anything.

Right???

👏🤣

🤣😂👍🏻🤛🏻

If our government had any integrity or guts, they would impeach trump and throw his butt into prison for the criminal thug he is.

common citizens are trying

Do we really have to plug it back in?

would that the profound ills that face us now rested on such a thin history. but sure; we gotta start somewhere. & fwiw, i don't blame confused or poorly informed voters; take one look at the results & the fact they were brainwashed just screams. the power of propaganda right there.

You laugh, but it sometimes works. The ol' reboot in the pants.

Reboot Reboot Reboot

We wish it were that simple!

And apparently the health official/doctor who likely saved his life in 2020 with an experimental therapy recently got DOGEd.

That’ll only work if Trump is on life support.

Why bother? Might be better to simply keep US in the dark and feed it sh*t. It works for growing mushrooms ... maybe it will help US grow up and behave like responsible adults instead of tantrum toddlers.

That's the problem. They unplugged it and when they plugged it back in, they used a defective power source.

Tried, it didn't work.

We did. Although I do advocate for Resetting the Network Settings on the country before we take it to the Canada Store to have it repaired.

Please someone!!!

Wow….it’s got trumps hair And trump is a halfwit too.

The US operating system has reached end-of-life support.

If only!

We need a brand new computer. The thing is beyond saving.

That would work for me.

If you need to perform a hard reset at the state level, do it. But be sure to leave it unplugged long enough before rebooting. Certain political stances persist in the RAM after power cycle and it is imperative to let those programs decay before re-powering the state

Well? Have they?

Didn’t work with the DOJ under Biden 😐

Or, just unplugging?

Unfortunately, our government is running Trump 2.0 software which is obsolete! It was obsoleted back in the 1940's at the end of WWII, when Dictatorial Regimes were defeated! America must upgrade away from Trump 2.0 software to Democracy 2025 software!!

It needs to be unplugged till trump and rethuglicans board the ship to Mars.

In all honesty, it probably shouldn’t be plugged back in. It should be Ron Swanson’d into the dumpster.

🤣😂😆🤣 Clearly not!

Bahahaha!

Maybe Canada can reach the outlet. We can hope. Let’s all make some good trouble in the coming weeks.

Canada is going to aluminum foil the border to keep the crazy from getting in

Love it. If it works for computers etc. why not use it to see if it works for us 👍👍👍

I was wondering when the first country, China?, that will just stop trading to the US until Trump gains sanity. Might be a long wait.

I did it... I was charged 10% more...!

Poor Canada must feel like they're living over a meth lab.

We're on life support so we'd better leave everything plugged in for now.

I tried but got a '409 conflict error code'. 😅

Or just plugging him in while wet?

Factory reset.

We are hilarious!

bsky.app/profile/reic...

I think it’s going to take a bit more than that this time.

We might as well try.

I wish 🤞

You know how usually you have to leave something unplugged for 5 minutes before plugging it back in? Yeah well this would need like 4 years.

it would be worth a try

Love this!

I wish it could be that simple

Yes many times. The Republican Master Boot Record keeps failing at the same spot with ABEND code GOP99 failure to launch due to lack of valid resources

We have to puke a lot more and hair fall out then we should be okay.

I wish! We just get worse by the day!

We did, and we woke up to Trump. A simple reset won’t suffice; the system’s base code is corrupted and needs to be scrapped.

Would be great if it were that easy.

I don’t know but I know like the Super Nintendo games of old, this administration would love for the world to blow them.

We desperately need a new outlet!

Love it!

Love the sign but it makes me very sad that America is now being ruled by an autocrat. I now refuse to travel to the States. It’s too unpredictable. 🇨🇦

Definitely needs a reboot.

Unplugging and replugging wouldn't help. We have to do a system restore to fall of 2024.

Has anyone tried disconnecting the source of discord and cutting off the plug at the end?

Great song

Give it a good smack maybe?

I'd format the C:

Or just slapping it real hard a few times.

honestly....you should just leave us unplugged for the next four years.

Smack it real hard a couple of times, and see if that helps.