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This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10 (TT: 24hddsd)

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When my dog was alive, I had 2 rules for HUMANS: 1) dont give him treats - I wanted him to seek reward from my approval/affection - anyone w treats could undo the dog's training (and it happened. He stopped his close heeling after an old man gave a treat when I wasnt looking)

2) dont pet his butt People would say, "but why? He loves it" Exactly. He wont miss what he doesnt know exists I want him approaching me w his gorgeous face, not sticking his ass in people's faces (as that dog in video annoyingly did - as the human kept backing away from it)

I love giving dogs booty scritches. That area just above the tail where they can't reach...scratch that and you're their friend for life.😄

All day long everyday I hear leaf blowers, & every time I do, I'm disgusted with Congressman Frank Pallone Jr & Mayor John Pallone. Win or lose, they'll never hear the end of this, the same way I never hear the end of the Leaf Blowers. Their names & legacy are screwed up forever! Reasons Dems Lose!

Lost me our two dogs love nothing better than backing up to me so I can scratch their butts. I think that's all I am to them, the guy who feeds them and who scratches their butt but that's good enough

We are hiring an attorney for Blu due to negligence on the immediate booty scritches. No delays will be tolerated. Prepare to experience the full wrath of the Blu-ster!! No one shall deny the scritch.