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But I was told it was all computer in here.

Musk vs OpenAI... This is a "I hope both teams lose, and everyone gets hurt" kind of situation, if I've ever seen one.

Elon lie? no way...

I guess those exist on other platforms, but I still have questions

Gotta keep your lies straight, perhaps you need more Trump U training.

I’m curious what Elon think the smartphone he used to spew on X is?

OMG he lied????

His phone is a computer.

He swore off computers forever 30 seconds before his lawyer hit send on the filing

Musk… the great con

Yeah but everything's computer

there are computers in pregnancy tests

Yeah, I’ve got more skills as you can see. 😎 😂

The lawyer's claim seems to contradict this fairly recent statement: "He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers," Trump told the crowd. "And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide."

In fairness, this is the most plausible thing anyone has said in Elon Musk's defense in several years.

Elon Musk is a sad case. Diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, on the autistic scale. Emotionally abused as a boy by his father. A complicated person. Based on Isaacson's book, a genius visionary but not a wiz with people. After Twitter, should never have been hired for DOGE. Trump's fall guy.

"Elon Musk plays Diablo IV on PC. He has streamed himself playing the game on X. He also mentioned using a PC with a "compact MSI-branded GPU, likely to be an RTX 4060 or 4070 model". While he has shown interest in other platforms like the PS5, his Diablo IV gameplay has been on PC." - google

is he stupid? He claims to be a gamer.

How does he play Elden Ring? Or Diablo?

Lying lawyers is a thing now. And apparently there's no penalty.

thank you tim!!

Yeah I guess that giant monitor he had installed in that one gov building was hooked up to his phone

If Elon Musk’s lawyer said that his client was called Elon Musk, I wouldn’t believe them.

I wonder what legal dissembling is going on here. I mean I don’t think he’s banging out work product on a computer but his ass screams screen time issues.

"Oh, I thought you meant one of those smart little black women in Hidden Figures"

He’s got himself a Trump cellphone

Looking forward to the 6-3 supreme court decision that a "computer" only refers to a woman in the 1950s that performs mathematical calculations

Gamer Boy doesn’t use a computer. K.

My expectations of that creature could not be lower and yet they keep exceeding them.

Well that would be typical if true. Dictating to everyone about his technology while not subjecting himself to it.

Google AI: Yes, Elon Musk streamed himself playing Path of Exile 2 on his laptop while on a flight, using his Starlink internet connection as part of an "airborne continuity test". He later deleted the livestream, but it was recorded by others.

Is it a quantum computer powered by baby screams, that's classified so the military can't admit it exists and so technically he doesn't legally use any computer that exists? I think if we're going to be in the business of erasing languages, let's start with all legal and corporate jargon

"Your Honor," *gives links to Elon live streaming Path of Exile and Diablo*

We’re not idiots here!

Define "use." 😬

It's *ALL* computer!

Guess Musk just streamed himself gaming/posting on X via his neuralink device, or something like an abacus…

Junkie boy playin smart

Yeah, I miss those days of sanity

generalstrikeus.com

Wasn't there a video recently of him playing an MMO and getting trolled?

bsky.app/profile/jess...

“I am ranked in the top 10 worldwide in a video game that you can only play on computers. Also, I don’t use a computer.”

He was also recently in the news for tampering with a pre-release PC game to give himself an advantage in a competitive sphere was he not?

*?

Musk not using a computer is like saying he doesn't use ketamine

someone should ask GROK.

Tech bro, who claims he doesn't use a computer.. Because that is believable?? As if the court has no understanding of who the man is or what he does?? Musk LOVES his iconic public status but wants to erase it when it is an inconvenience. Thinks he can adopt the identity of a tech illiterate granny??

"I'd like to enter into the record that my client, Mr. Computer, the guy famous for putting a gaming computer in the West Wing, the guy whose company makes cars where "everything's computer", does not use a computer. Please do not ask any questions about this."

What is perjury?

How would that be relevant to anything??

Could the defense submit the #Twitch stream of him playing Path of Exile 2 as proof that he doesn't really know how to use a computer?

How does he tweet? Using the power of his brain?

Lying in court is a crime and a sin.

thank you - my first thought as well!

What are the penalties for false filings like this?

Also his gaming streams.

…he sobbed, doing exactly the same thing for exactly the same reason on Twitter

Oh my gah. I forgot about this one. It literally started an argument in the house. I’m sure it’s proof that he’s a complete fucking idiot. Thanks Bobby’s worm. 🤣🥰

Lies and fraud on the court.

he...what? who would believe this

How much Racemic Ketamine does he take daily?

Interesting, as the only place you can play Path of Exile is on a computer and paid booster or not he’s definitely played that game on a stream in recent memory. These billionaires think we’re fucking stupid.

He doesn’t use a computer because he’s not able to use one without being hacked like meemaw and pawpaw.

Edison only used candles, Ford wouldn't drive on the highway, and Chef Boyardee was AFRAID of circles 🙄 Gimme a fuggin break.

Huh? He owns X but doesn't use a computer? How does he post to X then?

I remember this plot on Silicon Valley. Let me guess, his computer is his girlfriend…

When all else fails, lie

Wired is the best Musk reporting in the biz.