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A simple google search Elon behind computer will reveal TONS of images of him "working" on a computer

He probably doesn't have time to log on with all his baby-daddy duties.

Good thing the judiciary wasn't captured by right-wing extremists. Good thing Biden respected "muh norms" and didn't pack the court in 2021. Good thing libs kept electing "Democrats" who support Republican policies.

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Such bullshit. Why do people act like any of them aren't lying ever??

It's true; Musk does not use 'a' computer. He uses multiple computers. His lawyers should be disbarred for lying to the court.

I see what's going on here. It seems like a clever attempt to poke fun at the political spectrum. I'm loving the humor and the clever wordplay! 🤣 If my uncle had a sense of humor, he'd be my favorite uncle - is that not a more effective argument?

Interesting that a tech guy doesn’t use a computer…

If I'd been in that courtroom I would have laughed out loud when they said that.

If my uncle had boobs he would be my aunt - is an effective argument apparently

How does he play Diablo 4? He uses computers. What a crock of shit.

Mustn't take things said in court literally. No sense in that.

Or the computer he used recently to stream him badly playing Diablo or whatever, where he was mercilessly berated for being a stain on humanity. There isn’t a stupider legal position than “does not use a computer”.

The computer uses him??

Just realized: Every time he tweets it’s an admission he uses a computer! (Dude refuses to say “posts to X” 🤬)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣

He didn’t touch our Social Security? ‘Cause it feels like he touched our Social Security…

It’s semantics - he uses computing technology all the time and likely mostly on devices vs some laptop or desktop.

Those NDAs must be top notch.

Can't lawyers who lie in court be jailed? Along with their clients?

At least he's being honest about how good he is at videogames with this

Guess he uses screenshots from whomever he pays to level up his game characters, then spews his stupid crap using a phone. Just like every other shitty 13-year-old out there.

Former employees stated they saw him us a laptop

But he knows how to throw an election by hacking the voting machines? That’s what Dear Leader spouted out when fElon was stalking him in the Oval Office.

Er, very recently @ #DOGE office!

Only in public statements. Lawyers have a "duty of candor" when in court. They can be disbarred if they lie in court.

Oof, courts do not like to be lied to. Serious consequences for lawyers who do that. I hope this leads to subpoenas and lots of discovery.

Maybe not computer but he needs a phone to post on X, that’s for sure!

📌

The guy that did a Twitch stream doesn't have a computer?

…and I’m a unicorn.

he uses a computer, he dosn't want to incriminate himself with everything on it.

The fundamental belief at the core (shared by an orange would be dictator) is that reality is what they say it is and is totally and their sole discretion.

So his gaming status is faked as well? Since “he doesn’t use a computer” he cannot have any status in any gaming capacity

I think Musk had enough time to scrub all the naughty stuff of his various computers. Please seize them now. Prolly really want to know where he stores stuff offline though.

Right after he broke—um… “bought” Twitter (sorry), Elmo claimed he was a coder. It’s hard to be a real coder if you don’t use a computer unless, of course, his claim was bullshit like everything else this dumb shithead says.

so how is he streaming elden ring

It’s ok to put lawyers in jail when they lie to the court

Indeed. But what about his cars, though? Let's hear what America's fake president has to say about that: youtube.com/shorts/adKQV...