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Two things: 1) when Michelle Obama started her healthy eating campaign republicans LIST THEIR SHIT & 2) what the hell happened to small government?

Only crudités…

"Let them eat shit"

Let us give thanks to that bloat bag Oprah for giving us both OZ and Dr. Phil.

wizard of oz headass, you're not my momma. fuck all the way off, and when you get there, keep going.

What a jerk.

Is that his first policy initiative?

Who was going to do that, Mehmet??? WHO???

I will add baking and eating cookies to my acts of defiance.

Just eat your ✏️!

I got some cookies for Dr. Oz.

He is useless!

Of all the potential of this office, he comes up with this brilliant non-policy. 5 letter word that starts with I, and ends with T.

What a condescending little bitch.

imagine telling all those people who made him who he was to eat less

So us little people don't need pencils, dolls, healthcare & now cookies. All while Oz has dined on the White House pedo patio,

Off to see the Wizard of Oz….

Huh... I never thought of that.

Really F.O. You are a quack!

As if people can even afford cookies…

Unqualified jerk

He is such a cockroach. Where does he get off saying that to people? I can’t wait to see him get egged

As if federal workers didn't have a reason to eat their feelings in 2025...

The oligarchs talk to their minions with contempt.

Wouldn’t it be easier for this regime to tell us what they think we CAN have because that list seems much much smaller.

Such a shithead.

And fuck Oprah Winfrey for spawning him and Dr Phil on this nation

Maybe you could eat one of your extra pencils instead

Is there a tariff on Christmas cookies?

So less cookies, less pencils & less dolls? Sounds like they’re preparing us for economic deprivation. Merry Christmas to you too, rich folks!

Pillow guy running for Minnesota governor- they should be amusing

The party of no fun. Remember Donald Trump telling our children they don’t need multiple dolls and multiple pencils. Secretary of transportation is chiding us for wearing pajama on an airplane. Now they’re telling us not to try every cookie at the holiday party. Fucking ghouls.

You, Oz, don’t have to have every tax break, either. Or two homes. Or three cars. Or 25 silk ties. Or 12 tailored suits. Or a hammered copper Italian espresso machine. Or free jet travel. Or $1000 shoes.

Doktor Oddz

Due to the high cost of food, no one can afford to eat anyway.

If we were all thin, to whom would Dr. Oz sell all the fake weight loss pills and schemes that made him rich? Anyone remember green coffee beans or Garcinia cambogia?

What a quack conman! Thanks Oprah!

What a loser this guy is.

That shit just makes me want to become the Cookie Monster just out of spite. Fuck that guy.

I could say something but I'll keep my crudités to myself.

What a ghoul

I’d try every damn one in the office and I’m a diabetic!

Don't worry, the ghost of Christmas yet to come will visit him soon.

Nanny state.

What a dumb bastard man. Someone should put MDMA in his morning coffee. That would be hilarious to make him feel something. Guaranteed he'd try putting his dick in a dozen places it doesn't belong by noon and by then he'd be crying about how his dad never loved him.

Needs to tell his boss to stop eating so much. 😒

I can’t stand this fast talking fraud

But how many dolls?

The contempt they have for everyday people is unreal

Staff: "Fuck you."

Instead, consume some crudité for sustenance!

Indeed, you could just have some holiday gruel.

Take away this asshole's baklava see how he feels.

But you should ingest every single chemical put out there by the industries - lead, formaldehyde, fracking tainted water. Try it all MAHA!!

Hey Oprah, fuck you and your cabal of evil fucking grifters.

He's a charlatan.

“Just don’t be fat, you fatty fatty fat fat.” Basically?

Will they let us eat cake

So basically a war on Christmas…cookies?

Good god do they want anyone in this country to have any food

Then why did Trump import South African FATTY Beardos to America? America should have an immigrant weight limit.

And we don't need all those pencils. Meanwhile, Republicans helping the rich increase their wretched excess.

With the rising food costs in the USA who can afford any cookies at all this Christmas?