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Weird point differentials in the #NFL The Buccaneers at 2-5 have a +11 point differential, the 7th best ever for a 2-5 team. The Browns at 5-2 have a -13 point differential, the 10th worst ever for a 5-2 team.

Every player with a receiving TD and an interception in a game since the NFL/AFL merger in 1970 1981 Roy Green (STL vs WAS) 4 catches for 125 yards a receiving TD, and 1 interception. 2002 Brian Dawkins (PHI VS HOU) 1 catch for 57 yards a receiving TD, and 1 interception. 2026 Travis Hunter #NFL

"Mike McDaniel reminds me of a new teacher with a Master’s in Medieval poetry who sits on his desk and encourages the eighth graders to call him “Mike.” He spends September as the coolest teacher, then must be rescued from a burning classroom by November." too-deep-zone.ghost.io/a-self-indul...

In the Giants 27-27 tie vs Washington, Giants CB Dru Phillips became the first CB in history to get 2 sacks and 4 QB hits in a game. #Giants #NFL

After the Eagles went up 17-16 with 8 seconds remaining in the game, the Eagles win probability was 99.9% (JAX 0.1%) per ESPN's win probability chart. #NFL #Jaguars #Eagles

Fantastic grab from Logan Cooke on a high snap to get the ball down

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So we are now doing live streaming public executions by firing squad. Tune in children! Get your popcorn and enjoy the violence! 🍿👏 apnews.com/article/fort...

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

finally got around to putting one of these together. had to make some hard cuts but wound up with the right group

Everybody was bitching about  being forced to watch three consecutive primetime games for the Falcons. What have they done? They put up 80 points combined on the road against Green Bay and the Saints. #Falcons #NFL

Wth his 13-yard reception today, #Commanders Brandon Coleman moves into 23rd in career receiving yards for an OL since the merger. (Not shown on list yet, it will probably update tomorrow) www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...

This Week: Mike Tomlin's Minecraft city. Next Week: Mike Vrabel's Stardew Valley playthrough.

This is an important story. IMO you can assault women if you follow that up with charisma and charm and it will largely be excused. Deshaun Watson is boring and ornery, that’s his biggest fault with public perception. Winston can say “6 x 2 =12” and we all fawn over him.

The Titans/Oilers all-time winning percentage before seed oils were removed from their cafeteria is .477. Since seed oils were removed by HC Robert Saleh, their winning percentage is .000. #NFL #Titans

Only three teams remain undefeated in calendar year 2026 Going back to week 18 of last season, the playoffs, and weeks 1-2 of this season, here are the teams who are undefeated in calendar year 2026. 🔘 Seahawks 6-0 🔘 Vikings 3-0 🔘 Raiders 3-0 #NFL #Seahawks #Raiders #Vikings

Through the #Panthers first two games Bryce Young has 648 yards passing, 6 passing TDs and a rushing TD, making him only the 9th player to start a season 600+, 6+, 1+ after two games. #NFL Here is the @stathead.com query www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...

It’s down to 703 after the half.

After the end of the first quarter the Bears have three points. Their projected full-season pace dropped from 1003 points to 843 points. #Bears #NFL

the clock is ticking

Makai Lemon has the all-time record with the fewest career receiving yds for a WR in NFL history. In his 1st gm he had 3 rec for +3, -5, -3, for a career total of -5 yds. Fewest career rec yard leaders: Makai Lemon -5 yds Nathan Palmer -4 yds Jerrold McRae -2 yds Rasheed Marshall -1 yd #NFL #Eagles

Only five teams remain undefeated in 2026. Going back to week 18 of last season, the playoffs, and week one of this season, here are the teams who are undefeated in 2026. 🔹Seattle 5-0 🔹Lions 2-0 🔹Raiders 2-0 🔹Vikings 2-0 🔹Giants 2-0 Note: K.C. and Den who play tomorrow, both have a loss in 2026.

The #Cowboys are 10-1 against the #Giants in week one. #NFL

I have covered the NFL in various ways for nearly 25 years at Football Outsiders. The New York Times, Bleacher Report and some sites that have been out of business for years. I take not taking the NFL too seriously VERY seriously. too-deep-zone.ghost.io/go-fk-yourse...

PSA: How to avoid getting scammed by a fake NFL player

Three of the bottom four Giants head coaches in winning percentage have coached the Giants in the last 8 years: 👎 Bill Arnsburger (1974-76) .200 👎 Pat Shurmer (2018-19) .281 👎 Joe Judge (2020-21) .3030 👎 Brian Daboll (2022-25j .336 #NFL #NYGiants

In a span of 17 games, between 1980-81, Earl Campbell rushed for 2,408 yards. A record for 17 consecutive games. www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...

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As long as people continue to watch #FoxNews we are doomed. The LEAD story today is news about a flagrant foul in the WNBA last night. This type of foul occurs all the time in basketball. It’s the lead fking story. We will always be divided, because Fox News will push culture wars over real news.

Ahh cool. If the NFL decided only to release videos of Nathan Peterman when he threw his four career touchdowns and scrambled for a first down seven times, you’d think he’s a HOFer. apnews.com/article/ice-...

Three players in the #NFL Hall of Fame game who returned a kickoff, were the third (III). Breaking the previous single-game record of two.

The Turkish fans are on another level. 🤯🇹🇷 Just look at the unbelievable reception Mohamed Salah received upon arriving in Turkey 😳🔥 Thousands of supporters packed the streets, creating an atmosphere that felt more like a title celebration than a player arrival 🏟️❤️‍🔥

George Blanda played a full career. Then retired. Then decided to play another full career. #NFL

Unfortunately I just read an article about two ladies named Alex and Alix who apparently everyone is watching fight eachother on the internet. @theatlantic.com is better than this.

What an abomination.

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer https://theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-strange-dream-where-they-were-watching-soccer/

Only two teams made it through #WorldCup without losing a match or being eliminated on penalties: #Spain and #Iran IRAN 🇮🇷 0W, 3D, 0L SPAIN 🇪🇸 7W, 1D, 0L

If Messi scores today, for his celebration, I want him to hold Lamine like a tiny little baby. #WorldCup

Before the Meirdas touch, Harry Kane averaged 1.28 goals + assists per 90 minutes (5 in 352 min.). After the Meirdas touch, he averaged 0.00 G+A per 90 (0 in 210 min.). #WorldCup #Soccer #Football

All of a sudden relevant! www.theguardian.com/football/art...

Jayden Adams, 25 year old player for the South African soccer team during the World Cup, has passed away. He played during the World Cup carrying the burden of his grandmother passing away. www.timeslive.co.za/sport/fifa-w...

The United States in the World Cup: Round of 16: 4X Group: 4X Quarterfinals: 1x Third Place: 1X Same old U.S. A lot of hype, but didn’t deliver. They had an easy group. They had relatively easy knockout matches. They had the president with his finger on the scale, and they did what they always do

“Imagine Vladimir Putin publicly thanking FIFA after a Russian player’s suspension vanished on the eve of a knockout match in 2018. Imagine the Emir of Qatar ringing Infantino about a red card in 2022. American fans would have screamed corruption before kickoff…” www.colbyhall.com?utm_source=n...

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

German TV analysis of the pitch invaders in the Belgium vs Senegal match. #worldcup www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/w...

Hang it in the louvre 😍 World Cup pictures will not top that 📸