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Can we please send both of them there??? One way trip.

I wonder how many unhoused people this money could find homes for? Or hungry people it could feed? But no, it’s good the WSJ can write another idiotic puff piece about the endless lies Elon and Bezos feed the public to continue their grifts

Musk wants the moon and Mars because he wants to be God. Bezos wants them because he wants to be Musk.

Every time we land on the moon we kick up basically a storm of microscopic razorblades that float around for years: scientists know this, they have charted out how to deal with that cost, these two large boys do not give a crap about scientists, and that sucks

What billionaire will be the first to die on the moon?

They should get married and go live there together

Better idea: launch them both into the sun. Even better idea: tax the everloving shit out of their companies after launching them both into the sun.

I can see it now, two insecure … Why do they have the right to do these things? Do other countries allow their citizens access to space? If that’s the case I want to propose laser beams owned by California, we will be our own country soon 🤭

Which gives Trump more leverage over each. What a ridiculous world we live in.

Can't wait to be collateral damage in the War of the Bozod

"focusing on the moon" they're getting more deranged, is what that is

She wants nothing to do with either of them. She told me this

God let them if it keeps them busy and away from us.

World's Most Expensive Dick Measuring Contest Dominated By Two Micro-Peens

Two 🤡s and a fluffer

I don't care how these rich bastards piss away their money. It will make all of our lives worse regardless.

May they crash into each other, in the attempts.

Can they both move there? We will all benefit from it. :) Both of them can be the founders of the society in “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” (1966) by Robert A. Heinlein.

I guess this s nowout of date, but still fun: www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

The next Democratic President should seize the means of production. Capitalism has failed us.

Musk's citizenship SB reviewed. BMC? NOT AN AMERICAN. JUST AN OPERATOR.

"Let them fight" + "Give them guns".

If Amazon AI was so smart, they'd stop trying to sell me Amazon Prime.

They should have a duel

The race to hell is vicious. May they both win.

Put them both on the moon, and they can prep it for the next people.

How about we tell them they win a prize if they can go to the moon and build a space station there on their own. No sending anyone else up to do their work, they want it, they build it. And then we can forget about both of them.

going to the moon isn't that special if it's nazi billionaires who are doing it

Hope they both go to the moon and never return.

MechaHitler vs buff Lex Luthor. Fight.

The Nazi and his hypercapitalist fascist friend are going to destroy the earth but we, the WSJ, must carry that rancid water.

They can both fuck off all the way up to it and not come back

Can they please stay on the moon forever?

This is the dumbest garbage I've seen in a while and that's really saying something given the state of the world

I am so sick of the adolescent techbro competitions for “look what I can do!” If they want to impress me, they can compete for the title of who is the best guardian of American democracy and I do not mean their fascists racist bullshit wrapped in the flag, I mean actual democracy.

How about they each get in a spaceship and race there? Tomorrow?

Maybe they could duel?

Let’s send them both there. One way.

Fuck Bezos. Money for this but not the Washington Post? Any losses he makes from the Post are like clingons after he wipes his asshole.

They should just get better at sucking each other’s dicks it would be the best thing for society

Let's BOYCOTT TESLA !

They should both move there and start their own oligarch world and open a fucking McDonald so the fat orange piece of shit will be able to continue to feed those arteries

Why can’t they do that with their own money?

incredibly stupid shit for two billionaires to be doing with the money that they stole

THEY'RE BOTH FULL OF SHIT. THERE'S VOLUMES OF QUOTES FROM MUSK HIMSELF ON WHY THE GD MOON IS A SIMPLETONS GRIFT. F YOU WSJ.

Can they both go there