salad bar ham cubes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4vW...

I Blow Up!

removing poop from butt technology has definitely gotten better. not sure if theres anything else

Not becoming The Joker, but a secret second thing.

...Robocop.

Itching to ply my curious trade.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

They should put CarTalk on the Yoto Player. Just the diagnostic stuff. My kid would go ape.

precious family jpegs

Bonkus of the Conkus is as relevant now as it was in 1903. Perhaps even more so.

Extra rooms to clean are scary enough. They didn't need to put pirates in them.

Bag of frozen prawns for 35p in Asda. #ThatsLivinAlright

online today, magazine, imagery (1987) archive.org/details/onli...

When the homie's producing vile ichor....

That's not very hashtag baller of you bro.

Ritter Sport DUO Beer & PIzza

if you wanna spend $15 on some real bullshit, go to GameStop

The discover tab decided to start firehosing unpleasant fetish porn at me yesterday.

People ready to throw money down the toilet.

Imagine wanting to know the size of an article of clothing

Why invent this. How is badminton worth whatver is going on here.

What the fuck

LEGO making a LEGO model of every single video game console is exactly the kind of cynical cash grab we need more of in this country.

The plan? Train oil drillers to be astronauts.

It's not actually true, George Lucas just made it up

Sucking on an off-brand Atomic Fireball

Foaming Nut Brown Ale #BskyBeer

Making a little beer chili