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Yeah, that's not a thing. Hormuz is 100 square miles. We could have not started it, but unfortunately he signed us up for decades of trying to police 300 million people with a blood vendetta.

I'm urging my advisors to find me $20 million in the coming weeks

How? If you idiots could just end the war, then you'd have already ended the war. You think the 3,000 airborne and marines steaming to the ME can conquer a nation of 90 million people? You can run away. That's all you can do. No regime change. Iran still controls the Strait. You will look weak AF.

urging advisers hell yeah brother

After 2 pop up fouls balls from Wittkof and Kushner Up next is K. Noem with L McMahon on deck and Kennedy in the hole…

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Bro, you can't unring that bell. Iranian negotiators are going to get whatever they want. If Trump thought the JCPOA was a bad deal, just wait until he sees what Vance comes back with.

Never should have started it. It won't end quickly or well for anyone.

When the genius speaks, everyone listens right? Right? and how about that incredibly invisible unknown super high up special Iranian Akbar esque individual he talked to who praised him for his genius and swore they would end this war and Iran would absolutely surrender blah blah blah effing blah??

We're about to see some unbelievable military defeats shortly.

It’s not up to him now anyway - It’s up to Iran. That’s the problem with starting some shit - the other guy gets a vote. It’s called “the escalation trap.”

Trump: " Save me from myself"

But we already won, right?

He did the other day when he said it was all his idea

I can agree on Bibi and maybe Murdoch but I don’t think Rubio is that stupid. I don’t like him but he’s not a moron

Or that he's a short-sighted idiot who thought winning a war would be easy, and now that his stupid decision has consequences, he's screaming at his minions to fix his mess.

😂

The art of the deal, folks. Let your adversary know that the cost of not making a deal is higher than making a bad deal.

lol. What a joke of a president. Can’t do anything but lie about everything. And hope other people fix his fuck ups. It’s all about image and his image sucks.

If you're going to put "the president said" in anything you print, you're a fucking joke.

We're all trying to figure out who did this

until he reads this

Headlines from the Future, Today! This from next week.... "The U.S. surrenders unconditionally to Iran"

Oh the Iranians are already well aware they have him over a barrel. They're openly trolling him about it.

It’s not their call, dumbfuck. If you weren’t such a dumbfuck, you would have understood that. Dumbfuck

Yeah, um, good luck with that, pedo.

Hello, mom? Yes can you do me a solid and get rid of these murder charges, I’d like to go home.

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great Im sure theyll be able to figure that out

The deranged despot demands a stop to something he started without a plan, other than that his master, Putin, said it would be good to deflect from Epstein, provide Russia with sore needed income, AND make the US look supremely silly.

Which one of the advisors will suggest nukes?

Ffs

Lime loopy loomer...

He shit his pants and wants his handlers to clean up his mess. Just another day for the worst human on earth.

The tyrant baby is tired of this toy, he wants a new toy (Greenland? Cuba?).

…the one he started.

take the L

"Accused pedophile, convicted felon, and adjudicated rapist Trump" *fixed it for you

Seems to me that someone slapped the OrangeTurd in it's face #EmperorHasNoClothes / Denmark

Either an idiot or working for Make Israel Great Again.

oops I broke the economy somebody fix it quickly

#Trump started this war w/o listening to the advice of some of his advisors. He should have known Iran would close the Strait of Hormuz. Sadly, our egotistical, delusional President has no idea how to end this war b/c #Trump went into this war with no strategic plan. It is a fiasco!

Heck yeah. A Democrat victory in his beloved Mar-a-lago district.

War ain’t like flip flopping on tariffs

Trump is surrendering to Iran in a war he started to distract people to from the Epstien files.

You sure about that? bsky.app/profile/sky....