The Local Crank

The Local Crank

@thelocalcrank.bsky.social

Cranky GenXer who hates this timeline. Former syndicated political columnist. Coloradoan #copolitics

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Lazy Corporate Media seamlessly pivots to blaming Democrats for everything that happens over the next 2 years

Peter Baker@peterbakernyt.bsky.social

Democrats vow to "drive down the high cost of living in every possible area.” But voters expecting a Democratic Congress to lower prices may be disappointed, writes @davidjlynch.bsky.social "There is nothing the next Congress can do about the level of prices." www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Grand Old Pedophiles

PBS News@pbsnews.org

Republican Vivek Ramaswamy on Friday defended his campaign's ad featuring the estranged mother of Democratic rival Dr. Amy Acton in the closely watched race for Ohio governor. https://to.pbs.org/4ikwAd7

Republicans hate you

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Our country is making hundreds of billions of dollars on oil. and then on top of it we have Venezuela, and we have Greenland! 'We're making trillions of dollars. But my people said 'please don't mention that, sir, because people are paying a little higher'... we're making a frickin' fortune"

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The BBC is doing something important, refusing to be intimidated by a powerful person trying to use the legal system to punish criticism and discourage scrutiny. They’re schooling the American press on what the 1st Amendment means. Read about it here: joycevance.substack.com/p/the-bbc-st...

joycevance.substack.comThe BBC Strikes BackWith so much going on right now, we pick up with an unusual Friday afternoon column to cover Trump’s defamation case against the BBC.

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Revelations about WH's involvement in Epstein memo in files pried loose by @democracydefendersfund.org lawsuit Trump was briefed his name was in the files--Weeks later his deputy chief of staff was editing the DOJ-FBI memo that declared the matter closed Patel sent the draft: "Here you go"👇 -TN

rawstory.comSecret email puts White House fingerprints on Epstein memo: 'Someone needs to own this'Following a briefing in June 2025 to inform President Donald Trump that his name was in the Epstein files, the Department of Justice and the FBI quietly issued a joint memo that shook the administrati...

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BREAKING: Trump and His Deranged Goons Are Breeding Monsters—Hellhounds—in Latest Confirmation They Are Cartoonishly Evil I hope every supposedly religious person who votes for Donald Trump has to explain in the afterlife how it was Christian to vote for the guy with hellhounds.

Fat syphilitic old pedophile rambles incoherently in public. Again.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Something is off with Trump tonight. The gaffes, the glitches, the confusion are well beyond his usual. "They gave the wonderful peace prize, right? Does anybody know the name of that peace prize? They gave the Pulitzer Prize to a young lady."

He’s mostly studied the bodies of children, tbf

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

*convicted felon, adjudicated rapist & credibly-accused pedophile Trump FIFY

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

President Trump’s political groups aren’t spending money in North Carolina to help his chosen Senate candidate. But he is still due to visit the state tonight to rally with Michael Whatley, the Republican nominee.

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The American flag and military branch flags fell to the ground right before Hegseth addressed cadets. You could spend all day writing a metaphor for his leadership and still not come up with anything quite so brutally on the nose. The stage directions wrote themselves #sheshed#momsky #momthevote

Will it be held at Munich?

Hillary Rodham Clinton@hillaryclinton.bsky.social

Now, Putin has proposed a summit with Trump and Xi to decide Ukraine’s fate for them, bulldoze a century of international cooperation, and frame Russia as an equal to the U.S. and China. We’ll see if Putin’s puppet continues to dance on his strings.

Republicans hate the troops

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

The husband of a U.S. soldier killed in Trump's Iran war confronts JD Vance over alleged military leadership failures that led to the deaths of his wife and five other service members. JOEY AMOR: “There's a failure in the leadership.” VANCE: “This is literally the first time I've heard of this.”

Equally grotesque is that this is completely legal thanks to SCOTUS

Steven Beschloss@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social

The most sickening thing is not that Elon Musk is pumping hundreds of millions into the midterm elections. The most sickening thing is that this doesn't make even a dent on his grotesque fortune, which means he will continue to abuse the power his wealth provides him.

Nationalize Meta

Jenny Cohn@jennycohn.bsky.social

😡😡😡 “Meta employees acknowledged in internal communications that the Instagram accounts of Brazilian ​President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva were hindered by ‌restrictions during [Brazil’s] election” & that Meta “recommended the profile ​of challenger…Flavio Bolsonaro” & “his ​WhatsApp channel…” 1/

And of course the other problem is that most restrictions on SCOTUS (jurisdiction, term limits) almost certainly require a constitutional amendment which is functionally impossible

ElieNYC@elienyc.bsky.social

I disagree, categorically, that adding additional justices, even in a "tit-for-tat" way, is a "race to the bottom." I think having a great many *more* judges is actually good for democracy, representation, ethics, and limiting the importance and power of any individual judge. Furthermore...

Senile bloated pedophile has delusions of grandeur

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

(Bloomberg) - President Donald Trump called for executing individuals who leak information to the media during a campaign rally as he railed against what he saw as critical coverage of the Iran war. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

“Won’t someone please think of the forgotten neo-Nazi chuds????”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Collins makes apologies for white nationalists like his son in law: "These people feel like they've been forgotten. And they're just lashing out."

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WOW. Kristi Noem and Elon Musk, among others, "chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an impeccable record of public service. ... The attacks against Ms. Comans were based entirely on false information" and many officials "knew [they] were untrue."

Josh Gerstein@joshgerstein.bsky.social

JUST IN: Mag. judge in EDVA clears former FEMA CFO Mary Comans of claims she directed tens of millions in payments for housing undocumented immigrants in NYC. Judge: Statements by Musk & others were 'little more than state-sanctioned intimidation.' Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...

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Yes, yes, the authoritarian president is leading a hate-filled rally in which he urges his followers to physically assault protesters but do NOT call any of these people Nazis or you will make David Brooks sad.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

holy shit -- a protester at the Trump rally gets physically assaulted after they interrupt the rally by a man who punches her in the face. Trump smears the protester as a "fat guy"

America’s asshole

Khashoggi's Ghost@urocklive1.bsky.social

"I don't do this with men very often," Trump told the crowd. "I started examining his body because I didn't know he was a great athlete. And I looked and I watched up and down. I looked at his ass and I looked at the whole... And then I looked at his hands. Look at his hands. He's got these claws."

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Huh. Apparently Katie Miller deleted this tweet that I had the foresight to screencap. Turns out I can TOO make things go viral on Xitter, even.

Bloated senile child molester uses government to attack his political enemies just as he promised to do

Mother Jones@motherjones.com

“Americans see this for what it is. President Trump is abusing his power to go after political opponents weeks before an election.” Federal officers raided Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home early Monday morning, reportedly related to an investigation into the lawmaker’s immigration paperwork.

There's no reforming this

Rachel Maddow@maddow.bsky.social

Harris County TX. He's hospitalized: "ICE claimed the man ran in front of the agents' vehicle and was struck. However, the surveillance video appears to show the SUV veering left through empty parking spaces before running the man over..." abc7.com/story/ice-ru...

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Chris Murphy: "Donald Trump was so fundamentally unprepared for this war that within days of the war starting, our billion dollar air bases and naval bases in the region were obliterated by the Iranians. Every single American should be furious about that."