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but enough about your dating life 🥁

Pre-meditated homicides

Spectrums of visible light…

Predator-prey relationships... like this one! [Carnage ensues]

"Radiation leaks. ...Oh. OH."

I steadfastly refuse to respond to bait posts like this one. Oh, dammit.

-societies in decline -airborne vectors of COVID -gradual heat deaths of universes -maximally symmetric Lorentzian manifolds with constant positive scalar curvature -silent but truly vile farts

...cosmic motes of dust, glinting in starlight, like this one.

I analyze nuclear accidents ...

Primitive cultures

“Recursive statements”

Going to be taking this tack when I talk about Neutrinos, going forward

+ The anatomy of the hand ?

“acts of flirting”

Like some kind of inverse Troy McClure law?

Follow and I will follow back

Gravitational Waves - ooh did you feel that? It was a big one!

Invisible friends/ectoplasmic apparitions.

Technically, also “earthquakes”

Cue Law & Order theme

+1

I’m a researcher studying Social Media Platforms, like this one

😂🤣🤣

Brilliant. Have sent this to a friend who teaches languages and does sound engineering as a hobby. He liked it.

I'm a philosopher, studying the irrational dreams that make up realities. Like this one.

• Punchlines

I rest my case.

Also: airborne diseases

Quantum fields

this feels like one of those times where the comic exists just so Randall can make the title text joke

Thank you