Half Cocked

Contracts for Facebook Marketplace: Offer, acceptance, consideration, reconsideration, renegotiation, reacceptance, ghosting

"Protestors need to come up with a coherent message." "Why are protestors designating certain people to talk about their message?“

Saw a video titled "chiropractor works on wild lion" I am disappointed to report that they were not eaten.

Apparently it's non-political to lobby extensively for anti-BDS laws and antisemitic to suggest groups that heavily back such legislation may stand in the way of, you know, divesting from investments that benefit the Israeli military.

Just too on the nose

ESPN announcers: Florida baseball sucks so let's just imagine what these Florida baseball players spirit animals would be.

These guys don't know what books or bike locks are but we let them carry guns.

Biden and congressional Democrats: “This is the most crucial election of our lives. Despotism is at the gates. Our very democracy hangs in the balance! Can you PLEASE send $8 to make sure we have all the resources we need to shoot ourselves in the dick?”

Huh, weird how they led with bike chains when they could have led with "violent mob required officer to protect himself and his fellow officers"

Kocham Chopina i jego nokturny

I am going to identify this gremlin before he crashes the plane.

Even in the future, bartenders just want to make some drinks and bullshit, not solve all your problems.

These words, from the man who wrote the definition of anti-Semitism in the bill that passed the U.S. House today, should be read. blogs.timesofisrael.com/steering-the...

You know, the downside of not sleeping for 44 hours is that you experience deja vu about the stupidest shit possible. Why would I have seen a fake crash of Cybertrucks before? And why am I wasting what little brainpower I have left on trying to figure out when I saw it?

And today is the final day to accept admission. I'm sure this is having no effect.

"Professional agitator" is the term segregationists used to denounce Martin Luther King Jr. during the Birmingham campaign, and it was just as valid a criticism then as it is now.

this is insane

These pampered brats have nothing in common with the real protesters of America’s past, who from the Boston Tea Party to Selma to the Woolworth’s lunch counter managed to bring real change while still respecting property rights, following the rules, and always obtaining the proper permit.

Well, that's a threat that at least professors and the registrar's office will take seriously.

Jesus has entered the transfer portal.

My stepkid's gym teacher said she will get a reduced grade for gym class because she's missing time for surgery, so guess it's time to email, cc-ing the principal, to politely remind her that refusing to provide accommodations for temporary disability is a violation of both state and federal law 🙃

“It’s despicable that schools will allow another country’s flag to fly in our country. So blame me for being proud to be an American. And I thank Commissioner Daughtry for putting that flag back up. We’re not surrendering our way of life to anyone.” —NYC mayor Eric Adams on Palestinian flag at CCNY

Before there were any encampments administrations banned flags, prohibited signs on dorm room doors, or canceled speeches, visiting lecturers, and film programs. Maximalist rhetoric didn't force the schools' hand, they cracked down on any pro-Palestine sentiment. That's what precipitated all this.

Render unto Biden what is Biden's, Bitcon.

Why should the goat be the only one that gets a second shot?

oh my god shut the fuck up

From the archives.

Add "bike locks" to the list of things police believe are suspicious.

Bonus points for doing it in Hebrew News, honestly

If you're arguing with people who insist that occupying an administration building was a crossing the Rubicon moment, here are 40+ times students have occupied campus buildings from 2015-2023.

Ah well, nevertheless www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Gee, I wonder where security disappeared to for 2 hours during the midst of a violent attack.