Kris MC

The fact that there's one single person in this country who would cast a vote for him shows that we have utterly failed as a civilized society.

The cheapest items are only £2.50! Come and shop for unusual Christmas presents!

I'm not follower of trends. Fashion trends, music trends, hashtag trends; I tend to ignore these & do my own thing. An emerging trend that I'm 100% behind, however, is where folks who admire @glengrambo.bsky.social and his work repost one of his & wish him well as he recovers from a serious illness.

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Something a little different from what I usually make. I hope you enjoy this little tale. 😽🤍

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This is the way.

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What I wrote about Gavin Newsom a year ago is never more applicable to several Democrats today. I foresaw this coming, and I continue to hold this true.

Eight years in the White House, and this might be Obama's finest line.

Favorite film in haiku: Once they ruled the west, But "progress" sent them packing To Bolivia.

LOL OREGON

INDIANA IF YOU SCREW THIS UP I SWEAR

All true.

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“The killer awoke before dawn. She put her boots on. She took a face from the ancient gallery. And she walked on down the hall.” tomcox.substack.com/p/at-home-wi...

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Didn't even have to think about it.

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Meet Clark, who came to us with Lois and their little family 😻 Lois has gone to to live on a farm and their babies have found their #fureverhome too... Someone needs a Supercat called Clark, don't they! 🦸‍♂️💜🐾 Appointments available on Saturday to meet him #AdoptDontShop

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Hat tip to anyone else who has stopped saying "alright, alright, alright" McConaughey-style and now says "alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!" instead.

BRING BACK MASS MARKET PAPERBACKS.

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Tonight, we’re kicking off our Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Tour with some special guests from the cast of Friday Night Lights. We’ve come this far together. Now it’s time to leave it all on the field. Join us: www.mobilize.us/talaricofort...

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

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Well, I didn't get to see Miami lose, but I got to see FSU lose, and that's just as good. Seeing Notre Dame lose was like getting extra chocolate syrup on top of that sundae.

Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Miss St, Mizzou, and Indiana to Notre Dame:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOWN GOES NOTRE DAME

Sinead O'Connor's version of He Moved Through the Fair, about half an hour ago.

THIS REPOST IS ABOUT FOOTBALL

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I've had YouTube TV problems all afternoon, so the only college football game I watched today was my own. So imagine my surprise when I learned just now that HOLY HELL AUBURN BEAT GEORGIA?!

I believe the name of that particular play is "Touchdown Jesus is tired of your shit."

At #NoKings in Idaho: Singer/songwriter Carole King with someone who is, clearly, a fan.

#Poetry #Painting #Sunset In hues of fire, the sun descends, Casting its red glow, the day transcends. - Ethan Mikel St Amour 🎨 Juan Brufal

FSU and Miami apparently refer to the week before their game as Hate Week. Amateurs. I hate them both all year long.

We are well on our way to forcing @yamyamyam.bsky.social to eat a grocery store sheet cake, which is the sort of mild malice we treat as "friendly" and "fun." Let's celebrate dentistry with too much sugar! www.gofundme.com/f/send-ladyb...

Do you want me to spend an entire day in a movie theater? Because this is how you get me to spend an entire day in a movie theater.

Suddenly I want this to be a minor plot point on the next season of Pluribus.

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If you don't like Fall scents normally, you have to check out my Halloween line and check out the Fall scents I have to offer. Not just Apple Cider or Pumpkin Spice, some FUN scents like STONE FRUIT, RAINY DAY COFFEE SHOP or VELVET PERSIMMON. ko-fi.com/s/e2c494b3e4

If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.

Guess who passed the bar exam?

Migration Knows No Borders ⛓️‍💥🦋 Thank you to @olibabba.bsky.social for sponsoring an artistic freedom commission! Inspired by all the autumn monarchs I’ve been seeing lately. Poster available to download for FREE on my Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/s/563589b944 #art #digitalart #poster #politicalart #ICEout