turnips

this guy

happy December 25th everyone

happy December 24th to all

if I have to vote for gavin newsom in 2028 im shooting myself on live television

just sold a loon to a guy who was struggling to breathe. I probably killed him

puppy

I wish I had aura like this

gender'd shoes abolitionist

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Terminally online people not being obnoxious and annoying challenge level impossible

Just had a customer wear this shirt, I tried to take a picture so I could laugh at him later but I accidentally had my flash on lmfao

Old white man threatened me at work and I got to yell at him telling him to get the fuck out Life is good

Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.

*monkeys paw finger curls as jd vance is sworn in*

Just had some customer say to his companion "you know pretty soon it's gonna be illegal to pay with cash"

Whoever decided to name a city in California, 'Ontario', deserves the death penalty. I almost shit myself because FedEx that I sent a package to Ontario, CA and I was like, why the fuck did I send that to Canada?

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

me when I can buy on brand frosted flakes now

astonishing levels of shitposting

$10 dollars CashApp for whoever can get me the video of the old man in a circle K bathroom wearing his employee uniform jamming out to Creep by Radiohead

Never leaving this app

when i was way too young I got into iFunny which led me down a bad path, I hated liberals for all the wrong reasons. Now I just hate them because they're annoying

killing myself tonight

My 7900xt started dying about a month ago and I was just ignoring my problems hoping they'd go away but I found out xfx gives me a 3 year warranty so hopefully I can get it replaced lol. Not looking forward to not having a gpu for a while though. Looking into some good deals so hopefully I find sum.

The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers. This thread will dive into its activity. 🧵 1/x.

CNN: The names on the Minnesota shooter’s hit list include abortion providers, pro-abortion rights advocates, and lawmakers in Minnesota and other states, the official added.

Happy Pride

Bluesky's really cool because no matter how many times I hit Show Less Like This and block the associated accounts it'll still show me Furry Inflation.

this is what experts are dubbing the "Place, Japan" effect

why the fuck is Israel still on Eurovision