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After several years of calling anyone they dislike a pedophile or a groomer, the GOP has discovered that it can be done to them too, and the chairman of the Ohio Republican party is not happy about it

Motherfucker, you eat roadkill and snort heroin off of shit covered toilets

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

NEW: Transgender Texas Student Union has retained counsel in response to the Travis County filing related to the fake transgender mailers. It's Chris Hilton, who previously worked for Ken Paxton at the Texas Attorney General's office and left temporarily to defend Paxton in his impeachment trial.

A part of this not mentioned is that Texas used to let kids transition. I volunteered at a camp for trans kids in Houston when I was in college (pre transition I know I know how did I not know I was trans). Guess where part of that camp was? Texas Children’s. That’s how much we lost

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

“Unfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to its tail with a ribbon almost certainly ensures your vote will miss the deadline for counting.” — Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

If someone wants to transition and then for whatever reason needs to stop they need gender affirming care. That ALREADY EXISTS. This is not fucking that. This is pushing the idea that me and mine are a disease. And there are no good options for what happens next when that becomes accepted broadly.

I rememer British trans people being told they were dramatic and hyperbolic and look where they are now

As a gun owner I encounter these sorts all the time. As such, I have a very simple question for well-meaning anti-gun folks: how would you disarm this man so he cannot harm the people he's clearly implying should be harmed? I've only ever received lots of well-meaning, poorly thought-out responses.

This is what Love Lies Bleeding got right about the 80s: everything in the 80s wasn’t neon and bright colors and crazy prints. Everything was fucking Brown

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

War and Chainsaw

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

The elections are on next Tuesday, and so much is at stake, including the soul of the Democratic Party when it comes to transgender people. I am asking you to leave a very small number of races blank in which a Democrat has embraced extreme anti-trans hate. I make my case here.

I cannot believe that Eric Bauza has passed away, at age 46. We’d just talked about his life and his voices and his son. A shattering loss

This headline structure is literally the joke format we use to make fun of people like this

Today is Intersex Awareness Day. I am intersex – and did not find out until I was 26! Intersex people are also impacted by the decision in FWS, but this is much less talked about. Intersex people continue to be subjected to non-consensual medical interventions. Intersex rights are human rights.

Hi. I, a trans woman, am the Executive Producer of this show. I wrote the question. He called trans girls men. He has now said it in three different places in the past week.

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

Lula Goes HARD

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

🏈 GB 17 - 20 DET FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 303 times before. Last time: Sep 20, 2026 Green Bay Packers defeated New York Jets

For six weeks, NFL star Azeez Al-Shaair has used his platform to honor Palestinian girls. Today, he honored Fatima Al-Bayook, a Palestinian girl who was shot and killed by Israeli forces two days ago. Fatima was the sole survivor of an Israeli attack that killed her entire family in 2023.

The Philadelphia Eagles medical staff have told the 22 team that the car is fine and can continue the race

There’s the interception. No idea why Jones threw that at all

Harrison Smith picks off Daniel Jones, that will end it

Devin Singletary not only scores the game-winning touchdown, but also executes a perfect tackle on his own assistant coach during the celebration

🏈 NYG 27 - 21 HOU FINAL ❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 97 times before. Last time: Sep 29, 2025 Miami Dolphins defeated New York Jets

THE DOLPHINS DID IT!