Angela Benander

I feel this so deeply 😵

There are credible allegations of rape against the president, and evidence his administration has taken steps to cover up his relationship with the world's most notorious pedophile. This story is being covered more aggressively by People Magazine than the NY Times, Wash Post, or Wall St Journal.

Elon is such a dorkass loser Part 1662 🧵

Hey Elon, You don't steer a ship from the front, you dork.

ope!

Donald Trump’s closing message for the midterms

13. We deserve to know what they are with sustained coverage in granular detail, but there is nary a peep from the press corps. The AP is willing to repeat word-for-word that Melania Trump negotiated "a localized ceasefire," but not report why Donald Trump is bleating like a sheep.

12. No one knows exactly what is going on with the president. However, everyone can plainly see that *something is definitely going on*. No one makes noises like that. No one makes faces like that. No one does either unless there are things we do not know about that are very bad.

meeeeee

He will absolutely not shut the fuck up about knowing which animal was the snake

The very fact that he continually brags about taking these tests tells us just how cognitively compromised he is.

I... I just can't

big if true!

so many women have these stories - lots of them buried deep he has NO idea what he's unleashed. I hope he slinks into a hole forever

oh we know, douchebag

If Joe biden's head split open and a bunch of macaroni and cheese fell out, he would have still been a better president than Trump is now

this is horrific jfc

do you disavow Goody Proctor with the Devil?!??

this is amazing. looking forward to having Senator El-Sayed representing me!

however richly some of them deserve it, it’s notably only the women of the administration being fired over its poor performance to date

OPE!

El-Sayed: JD Vance called me a little weasel today. No, what you’re talking about is a fucking wolverine.

my cat said I can call myself a princess!

100%

He knows this isn't true. The people in the crowd laughing at it know it isn't true. But this is how they connect. They bond over telling vicious lies about their enemies and laughing about it.

There's something profoundly sad about so many Boomers spending their last years on earth disassociating from reality and cooking their brains with AI videos. I see this with plenty of people in my own life and I just cannot understand it.

Two debating styles: 1. El-Sayed. Acts like a skilled boxer as he throws jabs early and often at his opponent until they are weakened and then opens it up. 2. Ossoff. Pulls the sink from the green room in the back and starts beating his opponent with it right away. Does not stop until its over.

Reminder: Elon over stayed he work visa.

Spill it all now, Kimberly. You’re hanging off the side. The Trump Klan pushed you. Don’t fall under the wheels of the bus before taking others down with you. Revenge, girlfriend. Get it!

that was not a catch come tf on

Arizona was acting soooooo cocky

“We better get our election results asap or fraud!!” “Election workers are working long hours so fraud!!” 🤷‍♂️

Grocery store prices in rural Alaska right now. Most goods here come by barge or plane, so life here has always cost more. But this? This is as bad as it's ever been. This is what the price-hiking war in Iran is costing Alaskans. Dan Sullivan has now voted for it 14 times.

Aside from the bigger implications of what Axelrod is saying, telling a politician not to highlight their opponent's glaring bribery scandal is just about the worst political advice you could possibly give someone.

wtf are we doing here? what is happening

oh my GOD 🤣🤣🤣

This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.

I hope Ossoff becomes the real-life version of the follow-up question goose meme (WHICH ONE, MOTHERFUCKER)

This is like watching Ossoff unload an entire clip into a corpse. I’m kinda into it.

And man: If we get a Talarico-Paxton debate, we can have all three Abrahamic faiths stomping out fascism.

It's like Ossoff and El-Sayed are in a competition to see which one can most brutally disembowel their GOP rival. Hot Jewish guy and hot Muslim guy tag-teaming against white supremacy: This is the America I love.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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