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via @stathead.com, throughout 122 years of world series history there have been two games in which a team scored 10+ runs and allowed 3 or fewer hits. both were the brewers (tonight and 1982 game 1)

He's got the White House looking like the finest brothel in all of Kazakhstan! He's got the White House looking like Mohamar Ghadafi opened a hookah lounge! He's got the White House looking like Mussolini opened a Spaghetti Warehouse!

Eeeewwww

This man wasn’t alive when gas rationing caused hours-long lines at the pumps.

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Undisclosed here: Katie Miller was paid up to $250,000 last year as a consultant for Elon Musk's xAI (Twitter), and owns over $1 million worth of stock in xAI (now part of SpaceX)

FINALLY! We agree.

No, they were middle-aged men wearing powdered wigs, elaborately embroidered hostess jackets, silk hose, and shoes with enormous buckles and substantial heels. In other words, our Constitution was written and signed by drag queens.

#CaliforniaVotes YES on Prop 40

Donald Trump has spent at least $45 BILLION on his Iran war. $30 billion could've extended ACA tax credits for a year and kept premiums from skyrocketing. $13 billion could've paid for Head Start for a year. AND we'd still have money left over.

Niedermeyer has Musk nailed.

The quality of negotiators, as well as public awareness of their personal interests, matter when lives are on the line. Witkoff and Kushner are hardly qualified, nor are they honest brokers. Starving Ukrainians and, indeed, the entire civilized world deserve better.

Paraphrased from a post on the evil platform: Dear Undecided Voters, If there are 10 people on the bus and 3 vote to drive off the cliff, 2 vote against it, and 5 people don't vote, you're all going off the cliff. Your reminder that not voting is literally the dumbest choice. #VOTE

My party isn’t leaving me because I’m leaving it. The party may be transphobic. I am not.

Glad I haven’t sent him any $$

Oh, the inconvenient truth.

I wish this were funny.

This is going to be a looooonnnnngg Series if these announcers won’t ever shut up.

This makes zero sense. 😵‍💫🤪

This is all well and good, but the entire DC metro area is already a traffic nightmare. When will northern & southern river crossings become the better solution? Get interstate through traffic off local roads & give us more transit. This isn’t it.

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

The president of the united states comes out in favor of a mother helping their husband indicted for child sex abuse abscond from justice and then trash their daughter as a liar after the fact bsky.app/profile/atru...

Forcing children to go hungry. If you vote for the GOP, the so-called #ProLife party, this is what you get.

I, for one, cannot wait.

Florida man AND acab story all in one. A new genre!!

Paging Rick Scott

Also the *specific* thing the mother claims Acton lied about was that the family lived in a tent during part of her childhood. The court records show that the stepfather was arrested... in the tent where they were living.

J. D. Vance. Is. A. Pig.

What. A. Pig.

Community feedback encouraged as county moves to expand child care access We are hosting a virtual community meeting today, Oct. 21, at 7 p.m. For information, visit https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/news/community-feedback-encouraged-county-moves-expand-child-care-access

That will help!!! 🤣🤣

Susie Wiles, come get your boy, or are you ok with him rewarding child killers?

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Tired: The Goldwater Rule Wired: The Jacob Rule

America’s current regime is revealed in the exposition for what it is: fascist bullshit in service to racist lies 3/

<hushed tone> oh my What powerful images. 🥺

Vivek Ramaswamy registered as an attorney in New York and as a voter in Ohio at different addresses, which would mean he either violated New York State Bar registration laws or Ohio voter registration laws.

"To the extent my rhetoric has been imperfect, that's on me."

This man is delusional and needs to be removed from office.

😂🤣 🧶 #knit

The US and the West welcomed Russia into the community of nations after the Cold War. Investment poured in. The G7 turned into G8. The idea that Poland, Estonia, etc. forming their own foreign relations was so unfair to Moscow that Russia is entitled to murder Ukrainians 20 years later is insane.