Adam Wright, but not That One

I spoke to the mom of the 3-year-old soccer star who was left "thinking he did something wrong" after a league official called police "due to a disturbance between parents" The youth sports league said they launched a review and reached out to the family

@rephaleystevens.bsky.social , you are a worthless regressive bigot. Your parents raised a terrible person and should be ashamed of themselves and you.

Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree.

i will say it until my lungs run empty 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦

Would’ve been great for the UK and their Brexit oopsy.

@joshturek4iowa.bsky.social hey I just saw your new ad attacking trans kids and I wanted you to know that you’re an enormous piece of shit.

Last photo of Mister Rogers, taken on the 1st of January, 2003. Original post

The combination of impotence and ignorance is sad to behold.

In Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), Ezra Miller’s character is able to break a plane of glass despite barely touching it. This is because Windows stopped supporting Flash the previous year.

Basically a Metric Scaramucci

A can that you urn be buried in.

The Plot to Enslave America

Promises made, cookies kept

And, in another twist, Al-Atrash actually means "deaf" "a Druze clan based in Jabal Hauran in southwestern Syria. The family's name al-atrash is Arabic for 'the deaf'"

“Baba booey! Howard Stern rules!”

And the ballroom above it.

Him: “Kids have died from this policy.” You: “Yes, but … (some nonsense)”

The Summers of his discontent.

One of his kids should do it.

John’s Hamm

NEW from DSM: Today we come to you with the absurd news that the Eugene Police Department wants us to pay more than $2.6 million for two records requests. Our editorial ⤵

@noaharbit.bsky.social You’re a bigot and a loser. You have no future in politics unless you join the GOP.

Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA

This is why more women don't come forward, and why more rapists aren't jailed. Because mostly-male cops and prosecutors find it more believable that a 20-yr-old would want to have sex with a room full of fraternity brothers than accept she was raped. What ever happened to common fucking sense?

Please don't give the DA reopening the Cornell case any cookies. District Attorney Matthew Van Houten all but called Jane Doe a liar today. He said that in Doe's initial statement, she described "her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.” CONSENSUAL

Per CBS Sports, Dante Moore suffered concussion, no additional injuries, expected to play again this season 247sports.com/college/oreg...

Single issue voter, that issue being Jones Act repeal.

I stand by this

it's trans rights or we all go to hell

I start teaching at the Columbia mfa today. Here’s the AI statement from my syllabus. Feel free to borrow.

hey, eating shit counts as recycling

One of his kids should do it.

Kushner isn’t “on the other side of the aisle”. He holds no elected or confirmed office. He’s the President’s oligarch son-in-law enriching himself at the trough that the Democrats are happy to fill. Jeffries is a quisling and a coward.

The meatball was spicier than expected.

Make a band edible: Four Naan Blondes

In the modern retelling of The Metamorphosis, a cockroach wakes up to discover that he’s Dave Weigel.

Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel

In the modern retelling of The Metamorphosis, a cockroach wakes up to discover that he’s Dave Weigel.

Georgia deserves better. Better than pro-war, pro-tariff, pro-cutting your health care Trump puppet Mike Collins. And America deserves better than Donald Trump.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Quisling trash.

Oppa