𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇

doing a line of microplastics and jumping into a bog

you can replace one kidney with a wet nitrile glove filled with cooked kidney beans and your body will be none the wiser

I am becoming ensconced

I've always wanted to frantically shove documents into a shredder while cops are outside yelling at me to open up. Unfortunately all my crimes are paperless. I guess the eco-conscious equivalent would be feeding hard drives to some kind of endangered horse that eats hard drives

Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight

they sayig heavy metals in the water bro i love heavy metal

they went out for cigarettes but found so much more. a little more, anyway. Perhaps a ghoul

The Tale of the Goat and The Pikemen; A Reading by Chardles Nephew. In stores now, wherever this sort of thing is sold

Hey siri do women have bones

You are no true woodsman

Telegraphing my attack moves before I do them because I want to die in battle

you may be a “polymath” but I am crushing you with a “boulder”

Thinking about colors. No reason.

This is the type of heat that withers bone and saps the land, wear sun protection until 6:30PM

smorkin on Dutch Novices

it’s not so bad, living under Toad Law

Giving Death a piggyback ride against my will

Bog water

My rhizomatous buddy is sending up some new shoots across the street

ya I use PGP *pretty good poutine, to get fatter

Conquering dangerous archaic forces >>>

invented a new tempo called “gofastlo”

scurrying into the weekend like …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[On my phone, around friends] "Yeah, like I said, a Homunculus ate the Excel files, boss. It happened so fast. … Nope, didn't know they could do that either." ::jerking off gesture, pals laugh, homunculus burps::

beans, beans, the dinner is hot the more you eat, the less you've got

Bill and Teds cozy lackadaisical adventure

all the homies are emitting a pale glow from their eyes and mouths 💯 we can hear the wind though we are deep within the Citadel

Having "The Talk" with my friend group where I tell them that my following on bluesky is 75% furries and I refer to them as "The Hivemind" and I consult The Hivemind when making decisions regarding the future of the friend group

I suppose we all have our “Daily Beast”

The indomitable spirit

(to my brutal captors) hey do you guys wanna start a band

“You’re in your own World” yes thank u there’s a lotta shit I wanna forget about & I can do that here

Nothing quite like a punchline to end a great joke

Just found out the “Witching Hour” is 12AM not 12PM. I have ruined this luncheon before it could even begin.

The various berries and grains of this world will fuel me on my vengeful quest

Back then if you felt melancholic you wouldn’t sadpost about it on your priv. You would get pissed off because no word has been invented to express that feeling yet and smash another caveman’s head with a rock