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Holy cow the Mariners have made it difficult to watch their games. Seems like they took some of the worst ideas from the NFL streaming sites.

Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”

Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...

Got my @pastaroniravioli.bsky.social youtooz ordered!

Secret Panel HERE 😐 tapas.io/episode/363848

Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024 theonion.com/todays-histo...

I love all the small shops sending emails today like, “Saw the news. Checking in on your mental health today. Fight the darkness with BOGO 50% candles.”

Croonchy Stars (1988-1989) The Swedish Chef got his own cereal, with these sweet, cinnamon toast stars. The most memorable thing about this cereal were the absurdist, sometimes unsolvable games and puzzles on the back of the box.

right now an intern is writing a Trump donation email that says “If they can fine me 364 million dollars, they can do it to YOU!”

THE ORIGINAL WAS PERFECT WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITHOUT BILL PAXTON AND PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

lol ha ha that jesus foot fetish ad is so bad and gross right? better watch it again so I can make fun of it more lol how dumb. I’ll be right back. does your bathroom door lock?

Mississippi’s state auditor is demanding Brett Favre repay nearly $730,000 that was supposed to help some of the poorest people in the state

My variant for the Godzilla Valentine's day special out on 2/7!

traitor joe

Billing insurances in January be like

babe are you ok?? you’ve barely fucked your DUNE 2 promotional popcorn bucket

Ron Desantis after ending his presidential run

It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely touched your Rest In Pizza

finally, this @pixelatedboat.bsky.social comic is 100% legal onegianthand.com/post/1840969...

Every room is an escape room when you have anxiety.

I know what your mom said, Gohan. College is a scam. Tell Chi-Chi to enjoy life in crippling debt. Actually, no. Ask her how much a ‘scholar’ makes. AFTER taxes. Now get out there and fight the Ginyu Force. Krillin’s getting his ass kicked and Coach needs to sleep off last night’s, uh, training.