KemperB

The problem with rich people going to space is that they keep coming back.

This couch fucking piece-of-shit needs to keep my state's name out of his mushy mouth.

One of my neighbors has the Halloween spirit.

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When I was young, I assumed that Wall Street was smart about business. Everything in my adult life has taught me otherwise.

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Show me a picture that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

My finest Letterboxd review to date:

Game: Try using stealth mode so you can take down enemies quietly withou- Me:

Black Dynamite is set in the '70s. But it's stated in the movie that the area code for Topeka KS is 785. The 785 prefix wasn't added in Kansas until 1997. The area code for Topeka in the '70s would have been 913.

Checking out Pluto TV & YouTube TV this morning and have been barraged by vicious attack ads from Republicans running in Kansas. With the close polling, it'd be nice if the Democrats would spend some money to counter this. But that would mean actually fighting back so they won't.

It has begun, and the leaves haven't even really started falling yet around here.

The only live executions I want to see are when we finally start putting the richest 1% in guillotines.

All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.

This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.

I remember — literally — none of this. Not one second of it. Complete memory wipe.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Sunday. 7:30 PM. Full dark. And one of my neighbors just ran a leafblower for 20 minutes. If I had access to nuclear weapons, I'd burn this planet to a crisp just to stop these assholes forever.

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

Standing in line to pick up a prescription and the Boomer in front of me apparently thinks he's at a doctor's office.

John Sandford's Prey series started 37 years ago, but despite being best-sellers that seem very adaptable, there have only been 2 bad TV movies made. As a long-time fan, this is solid casting that has my hopes up.🤞

Great. I gotta fly for work next week. At least if these scambots kill me, I won't have to worry about the on-going collapse of society.

Broke out my bluray of Star Trek TOS to watch the very first eps with no enhanced effects to do a low key 60th anniversary celebration.

After a lifetime of hearing about them, I finally went full Elvis and fried up a peanut butter & banana sandwich for breakfast. Pretty good.

Without saying your age, what's your favorite film from the year you turned 20?

Plan a horrorfest using only your first name. Sinister Christine Obsession Train to Busan Tremors

The Grim Reaper has really shitty aim.

In Dark Tower terms - I fear that Dolly Parton may have been the last beam holding everything together.

Yep.

Just saw this one - The highest grossing movie from the year you turn 13 is your missed career opportunity. - Mine would be Return of the Jedi. Now I'm gonna be sad all weekend.

I'll be just fine.

When Tip sits like this, you can really tell which one of her feet isn't like the others.

I.. uhh.. may have gotten a little carried away with buying physical copies of movies recently...

Let's see an algorithm figure out what to recommend me next.