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Looking up what these clowns did, I'm seething. The county is right to press charges; every absurd right-wing stunt that's been pulled in Minnesota has had a cost on the high-trust society we value here

Okay so, took a sick day yesterday to be dizzy and nauseous in bed, but then to also clean and reset and try to regulate. But I'm back at work today and still want to commit arson so now what

Why do i burn myself out holding myself to a standard no one else has to meet?

Wish i was still using a sleep tracking app just so i had a visual aid of how dogshit last nights sleep was

Anyways, 4 versions of you

"4 versions of yourself" trend is lowkey making me sad because, I'll never know all 4 of those versions of someone. And I'll never be all 4 versions of me again

I have no idea what the dream was about, but something in it was so disgusting I noped right out of it and jumped out of bed like i was late for work

Alan Wake 2 is the perfect horror game to play this October. Two heroes. Two worlds. A darkness coming for them both. Available on PlayStation 5, XBOX Series X|S, and PC via the Epic Games Store. #AlanWake2

Clayface is out today and if you want the story behind the Batman: The Animated Series episodes that influenced it, complete with new interviews with the show's staff, maybe consider picking up my latest book, I AM THE NIGHT!

Trying not to freak out, but I've had 2 ladybugs and 2 wasps in my house this week and idk wtf to do

switch sports resort bringing back The horrors

I am so tired of ENSHITTIFICATION People. We had better. We did better by one another. Stop being so compliant and let’s get fucking mad that every single thing we have is worse than it used to be!

Please go see Wildwood. Studio Laika does amazing, incredible handmade work painstakingly frame by frame. It’s so important to support that kind of human made work right now. And it looks incredibly beautiful!

WHAT will it take to get me ON T-Pains reality dating show

How much of Enshittification is because we're being too polite to ignorant ass people?

Baby’s first industry gig, 2007-2008 These were for BioWare’s brief foray into handheld market with Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. Every level was meticulously hand painted.

The full G Gundam Gundam Assemble spread, on display in Shibuya today.

So as it's the anniversary of Serebii today, and I don't have a game or DLC to cover, I'm going to be streaming. Come in and let's talk Pokémon, 30th Anniversary, the future and more! You can watch @ twitch.tv/serebiijoe

Mixed feelings on the death penalty in general, except for cases of weaponized incompetence. Say goodnight, motherfucker

This shit is so cool. They took away being able to afford computers for this shit.

Why doesnt bluesky let you dm pictures? Anyways this is for @zachwell.bsky.social

You ever think about the story of the group of monkeys that repeatedly killed the "alpha" monkeys with rocks and then lived peacefully after? I think about it often

I think every game should get a patch maybe 3 years after launch, where if you already put 100+ hours into the game, you get a little konami code and it unlocks everything. One of every item. All collectibles found. All stages cleared on every difficulty etc.

How do i let the wild bunnies outside know im their friend

I think the trend of doing a sponsored ad with your mic clipped to your facial hair is fucking gross dude

Let me bring back the Sidekick

GTA 6 is gonna be a flop, i fear. It's been too hyped up for too long. I dont think people really like gta 5 that much anyways, it doesnt really come up often. I dont want to yuck anyones yum but being excited for 6 just feels misplaced to me idk

@facianea.bsky.social saw street fighter this weekend... Have you and Brett talked about it in a video yet? I really wanna hear your thoughts/opinions with your SF knowledge/experience

cute boys looking at me in the line at chipotle, is it because they were checking me out or because they were making fun of me?

Repost if $30k would change your life right now

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

"people are making thirst edits of james acaster on the traitors, has james become a sex icon?" He HAS been and you people are weak

The "golden age of gaming" isn't one where the vast majority of people who love games can't afford the equipment to play them and where those who make the games get their ideas (and ability to pay rent) stolen from them.

Meanwhile wHAT in the DBZ is going on at MOA

You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)