It's still Albrot

I'm thrilled to announce that it is finally done: I can safely say that I am the first person in history to survive 15,000 years in The Oregon Trail, AND, with the incredible technical assistance of @moralrecordings.bsky.social , the first to successfully arrive in Oregon after doing so.

jorkit potato

Walking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."

i've always thought that what notoriously high-production-quality Teslas needed was immense amounts of incredibly pressurized gas canisters capable of launching them at terrific speeds in any direction, primed and ready to blast at a moment's notice

You ever thought about Jeopardy questions in normal conversational order? Insane stuff. Imagine your kid being like "who is George Washington?" and you respond "this historical figure's legendary dentures were actually made from human teeth - not wood!"

butlerian jihad now

important: new Anna Meredith www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_9p... If you, like me, wanted Shepard Tones to be more polyrhythmic and threatening, Anna has got you covered. you've never heard anything like this

my hamburger was mercilessly helped

i dont know if an ai can feel pain but i hope it can so i cam hurt it

first they came for macklemore, and I did not speak out, because i am not macklemore then everyone got real mad, and i did speak out about how not speaking out isn't the same as being complicit

last time i was getting a haircut, small talk with the barber somehow led to 9/11 and she stopped for a second, looked up, and said "9/11...... I remember that" in the same tone of voice as though I just reminded her about when Joey from Friends had his own show

i'm gonna go get that mean old man ganondorf

Baby call me Moses because that bush be talkin to me

amazing intro btw

Nobody can escape the long Mr. Hands of the law

🎵"You got that O.D.D.?" "No! Fuck you!"🎵

i have mastered the sixth, secret love language: ogling

really nervous that i'm going to get outed as not really having impostor syndrome

asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"

man we are losing the wrong fucking 80-year-olds this week

[throws away my bonemaxxing hammer in disgust]

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i want pictures of spiberman another quality post by albrot

Look, i hate to repost this, but i can't shake the feeling that i have to make someone else see it within seven days or I'll die

Chris Pratt IS Bluey, coming 2027

adults should be banned from social media

Jumpscared by the Was (Not Was) discography

my picks

the 2026 buisness owner

was nobody gonna tell me that the cyclops was played by Mr. Noodle

Holy shit did I just hear a Meta commercial about how AI is actually very good and cool and for a more human future that used David Bowie's "Five Years" as the music??? Incredible choice. Genius.

australian yaoi

it's been 10,000 years since COVID, which was last week

skipping ad after ad for selling as many of your belongings as possible and apps where you can buy mystery bags of food that stores get rid of every night to get to the video that reassures me that everything in the economy is fine

that stupid ass cat-finding game has got to be some kind of psyop but i'll never engage with it to figure out how

Ernest Saves Christmas Movie Commercial CBS/WJW 8 1988-11-22 : 11s

In 2021 it cost upwards of 5,281 Mewtwo GX (Secret Shining) - 78/73 cards to buy a home. Today it only costs 540. Truly this is the end of days for fiat currency, and the affordability crisis isn't real

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

I suddenly woke up at 4 AM with a bunch of bile in my mouth and sinuses, which makes me believe that maybe Mitch McConnell actually IS still alive

man can you imagine living in a world where every day was just increasingly bleak in every aspect and every stupid little thing you like was being actively sabotaged by the worst people in the world at all times that would really suck lol