Alicia Brown

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Holy 💩indeed! www.instagram.com/reel/DbONWHI...

So say we all! ✊

Tonight, I heard a failed president desperately casting about for excuses to meddle in the upcoming election if he can, or to discredit the result when he loses decisively, as I expect he will.

ABC is absolutely crushing it today with the America Celebrates 250 programming. The National Anthem segment highlighted Jimi Hendrix's version and reminded us that the poem ends with a question mark... Does that star-spangled banner yet wave? Can our nation stay united and live up to its promise???

DISNEY Celebrates America 250 has been outstanding!! They are doing it right! I HOPE YOU ARE WATCHING! It will make you proud!! Thank you, @disney!!🙌🙌🙌🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

"Woke Disney" rocks. Loving the US doesn't mean we have to lie about its history. 🇺🇸

There's got to be a better way to answer this question, right? (Write?) ✍️ #WritingCommunity ✍️ open.substack.com/pub/jabrown/...

How can you call yourself "pro-life" and "pro-gun" in the same breath?

Emily M Weinstein seems like a horrible, hateful person with zero empathy, compassion or self-awareness. Why would I ever want to read a memoir by that type of person?

Pleeeze pleeeze pleeeeeze!! 🙏 share.google/pB6PhpeR5Cef...

It's been brought to my attention that possibly this pillow was in fact meant to be purchased exclusively by kings. In which case, "I AM KING" is not a typo and I stand corrected.

No #copyedit, no problem... Spotted on Amazon

Narrator: The problem was guns.

basically the same thing:

Sen. Jon Ossoff, who is Jewish and faces a tough re-election in Georgia, joined 20 other Senators in a letter urging the Trump administration to suspend support for the Israeli-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation and resume support for UN food distrbution. www.cbsnews.com/news/gaza-st...

Wait…I thought tariffs were taxes other countries paid. Weird.

And the tampons!!! Don't forget tampons in boys' bathrooms!!!

Champagne Problem of the Day: PreviDent helps my sensitive teeth, but the packaging is annoying AF. Who designed this? I have to hold its giant hinged cap open while wrestling my toothbrush into place and then try to squeeze paste onto the brush without getting it all over the cap and/or the sink. 🤬

Hooray! More earlovin' from my earlover!

Alligator Alcatraz would also be fine.

@poet-miranda.bsky.social but what are you about tho?

Celebrating Penis in July 🤭👍

Dear all subscription services, Please stop offering me 60% off my first month in an attempt to make me believe that I'm saving money by signing up for you. I'm not specifically broke this month but wealthy the rest of the year. I'm broke year-round. Best, Me

Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

Investors love TACO!

Nailed it.

I no longer have any shred of faith that our government serves the people, that criminals will be held accountable, or that good will prevail.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

I hope this movie ends with Trump being thrown into the reopened Alcatraz. 🙏🍿

Vladimir, STAHP!

@erickallen.bsky.social sent me this postcard and I wanted to share it here. 💙🗽🇺🇸

I just hopefully searched "Cory Booker Milchick meme" but nothing yet. Come on, Internet. I want to see our hero dancing to some Defiant Jazz!

I think Dickinson said it best in "1776": "Most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor. And that is why they will follow us!" 💸

Me every morning when I read the latest headlines

Never settle, ladies. open.substack.com/pub/jabrown/...

Sauron - Trump Saruman - Musk Denethor II - Schumer Gandalf - Bernie Aragorn - Mark Kelly Legolas - Chris Murphy Arwen - AOC Eowyn - Jasmine Crockett Frodo - Tim Walz Orcs - GOP House and Senate Giant Troll - Fetterman

Can somebody please do something before I lose my whole damn retirement? Kthx

Getting older is so interesting! Today, I tweezed a neck pube

Yesssss Anora wins best original screenplay 💖 #Oscars

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How am I almost 50 and still getting pimples?

This is how my dog holds toys, on one side of his mouth, like he's James Dean talking while smoking a cigarette 😂

I hate it when a series brings back the villain from a few seasons ago but makes them even more evil and powerful this time. It's such lazy writing, like, think of something new, America.