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J. Todd Anderson, the storyboard artist who visualized every Coen brothers movie since Raising Arizona, has died. tinyurl.com/mvcrzwnv

The idea of the AI developer as someone burgeoning with wonderful, never before seen ideas who just needed the tools to realize them is by and large a fantasy. The reality of the AI developer is someone producing spam at volume who has no ideas of their own, so just clone something popular.

Yes. Yes me have.

watching Pete Campbell make every mistake under the sun, shirk responsibilities, fuck up accounts, cheat on spouse: what a vile creature watching Roger Sterling do exactly the same shit: MY MAN

Magix Cookies were released alongside a color-changing cereal of the same name from Kellogg's, which had just acquired Keebler the previous year...Check it here, if you care bsky.app/profile/disc...

Making cute Jimothy cookies #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

What your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

Nearly everything the public believes about trans people is false and that is fundamentally a failure of media.

"Every week, this dive has four different flavors in addition to their perennial Chocolate Chip. And as I said, these cookies are really big. I really wish I could think of something besides a dirty diaper to compare them to in terms of weight and size, but I just can’t."

#YourMomentOfArt Cookie Monster Devouring His Cookie, by Francisco Goya.

"What I love about Sesame [Street] is that it’s a world of universal acceptance: where humans, animals, monsters, fairies, and Snuffleupaguses can live in harmony." Happy Birthday, Alan Muraoka!

Wiser words were never spoken!

Today Why Your Team Sucks visits the CARDINALS, who have the worst roster in football, along with the worst coaching staff to lead it. defector.com/why-your-tea...

Cookie Monster! Gouache on paper and is on my Etsy shop now!!

Me never met food me not liked, but at same time, every food disappointing compared to COOKIES!!!!

I love making these cookies every year.

The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...

this is my kind of company motto right here

Welp there’s no unseeing this

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Cookie Monster and Frank Oz Oz was BOTD in 1944

Cajeta turtles

When I used to write for The Guardian, every time I wrote the word “meow” the editors would change it to “miaow”. It used to really get on my wick. Don’t try to make my cats sound like your upper middle class London cats, you fuckers. My cats did not go to your posh cat schools. They say “meow”.

How has there not been an Irish horror film with this title yet

Intelligence assessments say that Iran retains most of its missile sites, launchers, and uranium. A racist, alcoholic, woman-beating former Fox News host says that all of these were obliterated by kinetic lethality. For presidents busy designing ballrooms, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Happy birthday to the man youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Me only half joking when me say Return of Jedi broke people’s brains to point where we expect every monstrously evil person to secretly be good deep down and have longing to switch sides. This like saying “it past time for hornets to stop stinging and join us”.

BONG

Superman is from Raleigh

when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster