allison ballison

allison ballison

@allysung.bsky.social

Geriatric millennial, aspiring curmudgeon. 📍Mister Rogers Neighborhood

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allison ballison
@allysung.bsky.social

"There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes!" 🥪

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C. Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN

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nattie winters
@utilitylimb.bsky.social

the hhs will be repurposing all vaccine funding to instead provide every american with an old family remedy: a 6.5mm shell fired from a bolt-action carbine into the external occipital protuberance

allison ballison
@allysung.bsky.social

You weren't cool back in middle school unless you rocked the one-strap. I was not cool. I one-strapped but it didn't work

Emma Fraser@frazbelina.bsky.social

Single-strapping because they are Gen X is such a great (and accurate) detail. No way either of these men would two-strap.

allison ballison
@allysung.bsky.social

What? Y'mean the base isn't impressed with groveling MAGA appeasement?

James Downie@jamescdownie.bsky.social

@aoc.bsky.social and @sanders.senate.gov's rallies have been so successful that it's "worrying some moderate Democrats who fear Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez could tug the party to the left." www.politico.com/news/2025/03...

politico.comWhat the Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez mega-rallies are really aboutThe two progressives are bringing energy to a party that has been exhausted and furious in the second Trump era.
allison ballison
@allysung.bsky.social

Kennedy groupies?! I guess if you're curious what fucking a catchers mitt from the Babe Ruth era New York Yankees would be like.

Jezebel@jezebeldotcom.bsky.social

“Cheryl doesn’t feel Bobby can be trusted one iota living on his own, in D.C., even part-time, with so many attractive women and Kennedy groupies around," a source told the Daily Mail. www.jezebel.com/cheryl-hines...

jezebel.comCheryl Hines Reportedly Won't Let RFK Jr. & His Lust Demons Live in the Swamp Alone“Cheryl doesn’t feel Bobby can be trusted one iota living on his own, in D.C., even part-time, with so many attractive women and Kennedy groupies around," a source told the Daily Mail.
allison ballison
@allysung.bsky.social

The Exorcism of Emily Rose. 45% on Rotten Tomatoes, came out in 05 when I was in my early 20s. Great acting! And I was raised Catholic, so demonic possession is still something that's spooky to me

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eve6
@eve6.bsky.social

Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free