The Alternate Histoween 🎃

The Alternate Histoween 🎃

@althistorian.bsky.social

I use alternate history and fake maps to talk about real history. Hosted by Matt Mitrovich (he/him). Proud Chicagoan. Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/thealternatehistorian Email: ahwupdate at gmail dot com

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"What was your biggest impact on the internet ?" Easily this serie of mario style maps. I had a couple little articles written about it, i did an interview or two, it was fun while it lasted. Helped me financially in a time of need, too !

Hampus Viklander@spookystirfry.bsky.social

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" Will be a long time before anything I create will overshadow this lil winrar wizard

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“And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.”

bobby@bobbylewis.blacksky.app

“AI’s answer helped me create the rule that if an item was useful but didn’t need to be accessed regularly, the closet was probably a good home for it.” oh my god

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look i support women having the sole right to hold elected office as long as men gain an equivalent unique civil right (the freedom to call each other "big guy" and "my man")

Nathan Goldwag@goldwagnathan.bsky.social

Look, I'm an evolutionary physiologist, ok? I believe in biology, not this sentimental feminist claptrap. Women are biologically optimized to be nurturers. They run households, they don't fight lions. That's why they're the only ones we can trust to govern our complex, industrialized civilization.

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Look, I'm an evolutionary physiologist, ok? I believe in biology, not this sentimental feminist claptrap. Women are biologically optimized to be nurturers. They run households, they don't fight lions. That's why they're the only ones we can trust to govern our complex, industrialized civilization.

lastpositivist.bsky.social@lastpositivist.bsky.social

Brazil going the way of South Korea. Basically around the world women are desperately trying to keep power out of the hands of incredibly stupid fascistic grifters while men keep trying to hand it over. Men are an embarrassing cringe gender.

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Modal outcome here: * Raman wins comfortably * DSA looks weak because their endorsement or its withdrawal doesn't matter * DSA looks even weaker because constant messy intra-factional beefs caused the above

Peter Sterne@petersterne.com

NEW: DSA's National Political Committee passed two resolutions today aimed at Los Angeles mayoral candidate Nithya Raman, beginning processes that could result in DSA-LA being forced to rescind its endorsement of her this weekend and/or Raman herself being expelled from DSA by January.

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a weird set of people who only exist online are people who celebrate the defeat of global fascism in every other country and are then horrified and appalled at the idea that they should also be expected to vote for their domestic opponent of global fascism if some of their stances are Problematic

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My god he even has the facial hair of a 19th Century municipal socialist.

Democratic Socialists of America@demsocialists.bsky.social

DSA is proud to endorse Herbert Lynn for Lexington-Fayette Urban County Council, At Large. A lifelong Kentuckian, Herbert is running on democratizing utilities, expanding affordable housing, and protecting our vulnerable communities from ICE and police surveillance.

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The *actual* poll out of Michigan is in our brand-new Poll Pile. Democrats Abdul El-Sayed and Jocelyn Benson each lead 51-45 for Senate and governor, respectively. www.the-downballot.com/i/222251137/...

David Nir@davidnir.com

This summer, we banned low-rent poll aggregation engagement farms from our Discord server. Didn’t need any further examples to back us up, but we sure got one tonight.

Its good to know that most people's plans for the midterms involve doing something more than dooming and posting about it.

David Gilbert@davidgilbert.bsky.social

NEW: An army of volunteers and activists across the US have been training for months to face down ICE at the polls on election day. The message they have for the Trump administration? "We're ready" 1/ www.wired.com/story/massiv...

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NEW: An army of volunteers and activists across the US have been training for months to face down ICE at the polls on election day. The message they have for the Trump administration? "We're ready" 1/ www.wired.com/story/massiv...

wired.comMassive Groups of Volunteers Are Ready to Face Down ICE at the PollsFrom heat maps to Signal chats to war rooms, volunteers across the US are ready to act if federal immigration agents show up on Election Day.

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In fact I will say the Earnest and Pious Charismatic Ethnic Minority political figure (AOC, Mamdani, El-Sayed) has been a pretty good bet for the American left so far, whereas the Disaffected Gruff White Guy Showcasing True Masculinity (Fetterman, Platner) has been a worse bet. Just an observation.

lastpositivist.bsky.social@lastpositivist.bsky.social

Yeah start insinuating he has morning chai rather than coffee, say that he knocks things for 6 rather than hits a home run, allege that he is generally a clean living good boy who loves his mother and prays every Friday (pejorative).

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I think the only way you can avoid this is having Nixon run again in '64 (which there is some evidence to suggest he wanted to) and then Goldwater losing to Humphrey in '68, although that probably just sets up Reagan for '76.

Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net

bluntly this is also what destroyed LBJ and led to the nixon landslide, yes vietnam also mattered and was probably #1, but the white working class was infuriated that black folks would also benefit from the great society programs

How would he honestly know? From what I've heard he was mostly high through school.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK in Michigan: "Mike Rogers was talking about the Muslim Brotherhood. That's something I can talk about…Islamism, which is the ideology of the Muslim Brotherhood, took over…That's why you don't see any Muslims, any Arab Muslims winning the Nobel."

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Jay-Z announced he will perform at the Super Bowl LXI halftime show in February. He has served in an advisory role to the NFL through his company Roc Nation since 2019. Read more: https://cnn.it/4ipWNXX

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Replying to @donmoyn.bsky.social

Did not realize he said this in Michigan, which has a large Arab population they have completely written off. bsky.app/profile/theb...

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK in Michigan: "Mike Rogers was talking about the Muslim Brotherhood. That's something I can talk about…Islamism, which is the ideology of the Muslim Brotherhood, took over…That's why you don't see any Muslims, any Arab Muslims winning the Nobel."

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The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

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Ibn Khaldun is the Father of Historiography!

Joel S.@joelhs.bsky.social

Obviously this is racist and gross, but it's also shockingly historically illiterate? No one who has taken a single high school world history course would deny that Arab culture has produced incredible science and literature. This is why we need basic humanities education.

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Obviously this is racist and gross, but it's also shockingly historically illiterate? No one who has taken a single high school world history course would deny that Arab culture has produced incredible science and literature. This is why we need basic humanities education.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

I guess that's why he tried to annul the results. He knew he was screwed and he was desperate.

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

"Under Brazilian federal law, all legislators have immunity...To run for President, Bolsonaro decided not to run for his Senate seat. Now, after losing the Presidential election, he no longer has legislative immunity when his Senate term expires in January 2027." Very Special Episode of no amnesty

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i don't think anyone should run explicitly on banning online gambling but i do think that a democratic-led government should just quietly take steps to undermine the industry and create an inhospitable regulatory environment

David Brauer@dbrauer.net

Lula won in part by banning online gambling

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Between 2015 and 2025, at least 15 children in an Idaho faith-healing sect died of treatable conditions. State law allows that to happen: Parents who say their faith prohibits giving their children lifesaving medical care can’t be prosecuted.

propublica.orgIdaho Law Protects Faith Healers. It Wasn’t Always That Way.From at least the 1880s through the early 1970s, it was illegal for parents in Idaho to choose prayer over medical care when a child’s life was at stake.

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Politico wrote up Zohran playing basketball with the uncovering-a-big-scandal tone the same day the NYTimes wrote up "credible allegation that The President of the United States raped a woman" as a political strategy story. Broken media in a nutshell

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

Neat.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

BREAKING WaPo: Brazil's right-wing Flávio Bolsonaro just effectively conceded defeat to the incumbent left-wing president — minutes after Trump indicated he would not intervene on his behalf.

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"Somewhere, MrBeast is thinking how he can trick poor people into doing this..." #FizzVsGaming

RiffTrax@rifftrax.com

Grab your loincloth and ride your death machine! MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments - Deathsport is here! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

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There are only two explanations for the NYT's habit of presenting GOP operatives and donors as true swing voters: 1. Their reporters and editors are somehow incapable of running a simple Google searches, showing just a staggering level of journalistic incompetence 2. They want to the GOP to win

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Genuinely amazing that Rodgers, when grading on a scale for the GOP, is like a B tier candidate and he is still absolute ass

Boo!-per Lund@cooperlund.online

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

Didn't they try to do this already?

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social

The Iranian regime could ultimately fall if a devastating direct strike on its leadership is paired with military measures never used before. Past operations already set a precedent for this kind of strike.

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Doing some brainstorming. 😁

Nathan Goldwag@goldwagnathan.bsky.social

"Let the Tyrants of Europe and the Orient tremble! For who long can stand against the Brotherhood of Man, united in fraternity under the gathering banners of the New World?" - President Benito Juárez, USE, April 14th, 1866, address to Congress upon the Declaration of the Second Great War