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#EatingDisorder The thinspo, "It will never taste as good as skinny feels," is a lie. Skinny doesn't feel good. You'll look back and think how your past self literally felt better in the body you hate. Sucks, but it's true. If you stop restrictive eating and obsessive checking, you WILL feel better.

I wanna get this for no reason like I don't really know what they're for but they look so satisfying to hold and I love coins

Lmao

Sad, dejected tech bro: Would you guys still invest in my crypto startup if I was a worm?

Do gay people dream of homosexual sheep? #literature

Dude I get blocked so often on here (twice already) by strangers. I know I'm waving a red flag rn but I swear I'm not being crazy, it'll be random asf, like I reply to a commenter to back up the original poster and the original poster blocks me BlueSky elders pls tell me if this is a BlueSky thing

Ermmmmm what the scallop

This is the funniest shit ever- the duck

Poem: Butterslide I've never seen a butter fly Never seen one flutter by If dairy products could take flight Why've they never crossed my sight? Lastly, butter's not alive And if it was, it'd butter slide #Butter

The Vampire Nation's time had come They did not hide, they did not run The Vampire Nation's time had come They stayed outside, they killed the sun #VAMPIREPOEM #Poem #Hellyeah

i can’t wait until people have grandtheys named sock and sponge

we can do it. bring it back. Just Post Your Lunch

They should give og users some signifier on our accounts that set us apart from the new users, like banning all of us

Hope it doesn't get super unfriendly to the minority groups clustered here tho Everybody just don't be terrible ok

Welcome to bluesky everyone. Glad we're out of the exclusive age of bluesky, that means we should be entering the golden age soon

When talking to a man, add “for a man” to the end of any compliment. “You’re quite intelligent for a man” “You’re a great driver for a man” They like that. It shows respect.

Best meme in a while, sponsored by my friend Carl

A regular occurrence?

Falalala fuck off dorks

I made a wholesome New Years meme for you guys

Everytimes someone blocks me I'm going to repost whatever I said like this 😔 Otherwise there's no way for me to go back and find what I posted cus Bluesky is weird like that

Y’all ever just be bussin the uwu fr fr on God no cap goated on my cheese bruh?

Actually, this is pretty much common across software engineering. SE1: "What is this file? Can we delete it?" SE2: "No, if you delete it everything breaks." SE1: "But it's just an empty file..."

Bro, you are acting like a ghoul. What does it being a country have to do with anything. What gives Zionists the right to force people out of their homes while slaughtering thousands. What gives anyone that right. You should watch one piece bro, maybe it’ll help you develop some empathy.

we wet yet?

If you see this, you have to post a picture from your phone and don't explain it.

This isn't showing up in my replies feed and I don't wanna lose it

self help (back cover in replies)