Mme. Ticky-Tacky

Sorry I don’t do DMs. Please only contact me through a series of complicated and elaborate dance rituals. Thank you.

Holy shit the Giants won

In America you can’t vote if you’re convicted of some felony crimes, but if you’re a pdf file sex pest, you can just become president and MAKE laws.

Gonna have a threesome with Anxiety and depression, brb

Enjoy the bot reduction

The vibe here is way off today.

Something to think about

It’s Friday. I’m going to smoke music and watch The sound of weed.

I wish.

It’s Julie Andrews Birthday Rejoice!

America 2026 is a bit like being back with your abusive ex.

Had a gummy and now I’m thinking about the mycelium network.

Ryan Murphy should be fined for how bad this Lizzie show is.

Yall I’ve had my toke and I think the Strauss–Howe generational theory is in the 4th turning.

With the press not covering him, he will either wither like the Wicked Witch, or he will become even more vile while no one is looking.

"These breadsticks have too much garlic butter on them" WHO RAISED YOU

This is horrible timeline for anyone who is sentient

Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...

Walk a mile in my shoes You’ll end up at a dispensary

Mitch trying to vote reminded me of Miracle Max trying to pull answers from Westley.

“Sir, a second Gummy has hit…”

Have a freaky day!

For someone who was against sick leave, Mitch sure benefited from it. We work to death so elderly sociopaths can stay alive in government.

Somehow Palpatine Returned

We will see Mitch as soon as the economy “trickles down”.

Are you in Westchester County? If so, happy 914 day!

What’s the over under on Mitch showing up with a heartbeat?

Joke Lang and his other Nazi friends should try their nonsense in Jackson Heights, Jamaica or Bay Ridge. Don’t hide behind Manhattan tourist spots.

Getting a little too thrilled by this 1980s Price is Right stream.

Every picture on the timeline is Elizabeth Holmes looking like these MFs

🙏Menses please cease🙏

I need this month to be soft. No mas with the tragedies.

There is a now SPICY feral cat living by the dumpsters. I have named him Optimus Prime.

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I’ll bet dollars to donuts we wind up with an outbreak of mad cow.

Mood

Tim Curry too? Nah. This year is done. It’s bad. Throw it away.

Julie Andrews better stay in that house in bubble wrap and pure filtered O2.

FUCK THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE FOR TAKING DOLLY FROM US!

I’m so grateful for Lo-Fi music and microwave pop corn.

Free Spider-Man ✊

America 2026: What doesn’t kill you gives you diarrhea and debt.

Cloudless days can be bittersweet this time of year.

I wonder how Mitch will return to work?

Why not just have Effie Trinket be press secretary?

Have flock cameras located Mitch yet?

Yep, upon further reflection and a puff of Blueberry Pie, the US is Proto fascist and we are backsliding into shit quicker than you realize.