God Is A Tulpa

Literally been saying this for a while now. The problem is that maga has made it to where the only thing people care about is making sure the other team doesn't win. That's it. When that's the attitude on both sides, we all lose.

This is the story of my life thus far.

Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

I've never found turkeys more relatable.

This guy was actually showing off these tattoos while also complaining that he couldn't find a job. #badtattoo

#awesometattoo by Jon Ronzka in Charlotte, NC

What y'all doing? I'm bored as hell

Y'all when I got home me and this girl took the most solid nap we've taken in a while!

This is fucking disgusting on all sides, except the side of that little boy. The parents that called should have their asses beat. And those cops asked them to leave?! #ACAB Jokes on them though! That little boy is going places!! Idk much about sports, but he's damn good, esp for such a little guy!

...... #badtattoo

#awesometattoo by Jon Ronzka in Charlotte, NC

A raccoon ran out and I hit it on my way to work. 😢😭

Why are there so many #badtattoo versions of wolves? This one is a wolf and a snow leopard

I don't like KISS or Gene Simmons but I do love this #awesometattoo by @seratattoo in Moscow, Russia

Guapo wants you to know he takes his biscuit making business very seriously.

Love 🫶🏻

I mean if you’re looking for a #badtattoo @kristyclueless.bsky.social this may be for you.

I (butt) fucking knew it!!

we live in an uncanny valley

For those of you under 50, please google Shari Lewis. For us oldies 🤣

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

I know that's not what it's supposed to say, but it looks like... 😬😬😬😬 #badtattoo

#awesometattoo by @claytondiasoficial

Y'all I do not wanna go to work tomorrow

Why do you guys always let me wait til the very last minute to take a shower??

Remember to turn off the water when you brush your teeth, and turn the lights off when you leave a room. Data centers need these precious resources so Bluesky bluefluencers can create political memes about how the president is a bad president.

Omg y'all 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#awesometattoo by @niktherookie

The only way this took 10 hours is if 1) there were drugs involved, and 2) they stopped to go to sleep, idk. #badtattoo

This raccoon wants a cookie how big?!

Fuck Ted Nugent.

Immigrants are rapists and gang members,. except the ones I've met. They are voting illegally, except they can't, and wouldn't, because it would bring unwanted attention. They are taking our jobs, except we don't want those jobs. They add to the debt, except they added millions to the economy.

#awesometattoo by @jayjoree at Black Flora Tattoo in Dallas, TX

😬 #badtattoo

Why can't we just have a French style revolution?!

Dear smartypantses and shenanigans peeps, by now many of you know about how OtterMunchy lost their home earlier this year. I'm asking again for your help. Winter is coming, and OtterMunchy needs clothes and shelter for the next few months. If you're willing, DM me for OtterMunchy's PayPal details.

Hey so I just realized what day it is ... IM 7 YEARS SOBER!

#awesometattoo by @golden_brown_tattoo in France

I love how they try to get fancy with the font but it just makes it look 10x worse #badtattoo

'cause this is thriller, thriller night!

Baiting bears with doughnuts and bacon grease, then shooting them at close range. That’s what the Trump administration is bringing back to Alaska’s national preserves.

Aaaahahahaha!! I hollered! 😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️