amberkitty 🐈‍⬛

[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms [a third cat approaches] fuck

Kittens have such uniquely maniacal ways of saying "Fuck your sleep"

Does anyone remember what I opened my phone to post

it’s not candy, it’s halloween food

Bringing all the skeletons out of the closet to decorate with flair

I'm not mad at it

If you don't like me at my drive tunes skeets you don't deserve me at my other inane bullshit

Drive tunes

What do you MEAN it's already time to go to work again

I'm just delusional enough to remain stubbornly optimistic.

One step forward...at least it's only one step back and not two this time though

Team runny yolk for life. I probably post this a lot. That's what for life means

Not all that jazzies is Jeff

Cool, cool. Two season ending injuries in the same game. Fuck the clippers

Drive tunes

Another busy day at the lifesaving factory

Good luck, have fun, don't die between my legs

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Between My Legs

The Thunder no longer list Thomas Sorber or Nikola Topic on the injury report signaling a return to the floor and potentially Sorber’s debut. Chet Holmgren (Right Patellar Tendinitis) OUT Jalen Williams (Left Lower Leg Injury) OUT Cason Wallace (Left Shoulder Soreness) OUT

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

I'm just not gonna internalize that...

*me

AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

I forgot my pen today so I have to use a terrible work pen like a pleb

Steven: “Good evening” Stephen: “Good ephening”

Every day as I pull into the parking lot I have a mini freakout about whether I put on deodorant. I've never forgotten deodorant, I'm just like this

𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘉𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 is my favorite song about the wonderful world of anti-anxiety pharmaceuticals.

Good morning moon

for no particular reason

Aaaaaand that's why I don't do that

Just yelled stay out of the Halloween candy to my kids as I grabbed a snickers

Poor Jdub man that hurt to watch

AAAHHHHH

We just got him healthy 😭

What the fuck

Alex Caruso has been a maniac in this game. Perhaps even an Animaniac.

Duuuuuub

Congrats Brazil!

The rare and-one goaltend

Why now?

I see it's gonna be another one of those games