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I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.

13 years later and this is still the most accurate documentary ever made about iOS vs. Android

i've been saying this

On the one hand, Jeffrey Lurie not only is the greatest owner in Eagles history, but almost assuredly the best owner any Philadelphia sports team has ever had. On the other: dude, you own the team. You have two Lombardi Trophies. You don't need to honor yourself at halftime of a MNF game.

Mama shows babies that the dog is nothing to fear. 😍🥹🐾

There's a word in Yiddish for guys who do this. In fact... there's a *couple* of words

Glenbrook North students past and present celebrate Ferris Bueller’s 40th anniversary

this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...

39 years 🥂🍾🥳

if you're going at the Never-Ending Pasta Bowl in such a way that it gets you carded, please get in touch

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

“He’s behind me, isn’t he.” “Yep.” “Is he making that stupid face?” “Yep.”

Almost never get to see the Pileated woodpecker up close. Bonus today. North America's largest woodpecker. Birds need to be preserved

Meanwhile, in other news… TALL SHIPS CAN YOU TELL HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME? Last saw this (on TV) 50 years ago along with whoever else feels old right now. Man.

Soft power is when you force the British to make 1776 brand cheddar cheese

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

I wrote about Roku, the origin story it doesn’t talk about, and it’s become so important without getting much attention. https://www.fastcompany.com/91562051/fox-buys-roku

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

By hiding the MOU, Trump gets a week to pre-spin as TV nets put his every word on live. Taking a leaf from the Bill Barr Mueller report playbook.

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tfw your portajohn provides you with options

AI can be used for good!

NYT's Titty Distraction emptywheel.net/2026/06/11/n...

The strongest look of OMG WTF I have ever seen on a face, and it’s a bird kid face

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that appears to be running very low on toner, then this is your lucky day. #Caturday

Delivery People and their Dog Friends 🩷

Happy Peeps Day to all who celebrate it!

And you can see this birdy spot on our tour tomorrow evening 👀

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

Happy Pi Day to all who celebrate.

Steve Scherer was a Reuters’ bureau chief in Canada. Then he got laid off, had to leave the country, and now drives for Uber in Virginia, in a country he doesn’t recognize anymore after working for 28 years abroad. [stevescherer.substack.com]

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Fox is not journalism. It's anti-journalism. The more you watch, the less you know.

A disc jockey who took a job and in doing so became an example for education, curiosity, precision, and conducting yourself in a gentlemanly way. He funded full scholarships to Fordham for the underprivileged, gave money to libraries, schools in Canada, etc.

Minnesota would like a word.

I'm sorry I engaged in discourse first thing in the morning. Here's a cute goat to make up for it.

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

Lay off. An island is not a room.

Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls, Mr. President open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...

"the news media doesn’t seem to know how to bring anything other than wide-eyed credulity to his utterances, even after all the lies and deceit of the past decade."