Энди Джукс

Энди Джукс

@andyjukes.bsky.social

I’m losing my mind.

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Minor potentate so charmed by a mechanical bird whose movement and song is so lifelike that they demand the bird or else have a tradesperson executed is a beautiful story thst echoes through time.

Congratulations to Jhené Aiko for having the most searchable name on the web. (I used to follow a band from Mexico called Album and bootlegging them off the internet was a freakin nightmare.)

We are having a civic election here in #Vancouver and the ruling party wants us to vote on whether to turn a former downtown hospital into a holding facility for mental patients and drug addicts. Just short of a prison.

Recently read two memoirs by two utterly different Bobs. Guess who brags a bit too much about his close friendship with Kissinger? And which one is by seemingly the nicest guy you might ever want to know?

Some of my neighbours suffer from magical thinking: they just put a nasty old couch out in the alley with a piece of paper on it that says FREE and that means they are done with it. And then it fuckin rains.

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Like my idea of combining white water rafting and fondue. Sometimes the general public isn’t ready to try new things. Or just complain about hot oil and skewers like big babies.

Obviously not the weirdest part, but why the Victrola?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Wow -- RNC video: "On June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump." It only gets more unhinged and culty from there.

Blue states: your cheque will be "in the mail."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Only I can make this promise to you: If the Republicans win the House and Senate, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000"

Wild to think that Dr. Oz might have been a better choice.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

time to adjust your math about how many seats Dems need to win to take the Senate -- here's John Fetterman video message to Trumpapalooza in which he pledges to work with President Trump

I use Claude almost exclusively for looking up trivia because I am a senior citizen pothead with a failing memory. And it can pull some amazing stuff if I ramble at it with the microphone function, like I asked it why Nick Lowe and Dave Edmunds broke up and the answer was very enlightening.

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Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

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#Poetry #Painting #RIP When death comes like the hungry bear in autumn; when death comes and takes all the bright coins from his purse - Mary Oliver (rip Dolly Parton) 🎨 Rebecca Kinkead

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I know this argument doesn’t actually convince racists but if you really want people to stop being Islamic extremists or whatever, then you should 1. Want them to come here and 2. Make everyone go to public school. They’ll be just like your dumb fucking family within 2 generations max