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Bribery- a felon’s badge!

Seems reasonable

I will give you money (No, I won't). The money I didn't give you when we passed the Big Stupid Ass Bill. But I'll throw some money to you so you can join this train-wreck. He's not going to do it. He never has. Stop the grift!!!

Ithas got to be illegal. Of course, there is never enforcement of any laws he breaks.

On top of my DOGE check? What about those billions of dollars he’s made for the American people? Isn’t that a separate check too?

Seriously? A bribe?

ILLEGAL AND LIES

I hope all the MAGA folks hold their breath while waiting for that to happen.

He is right about one thing here: only HE would make that promise. Every other person in the world would know not to make that promise, and would not make that promise.

GOP voters:

Really fuckin hope so

Ah, so back to buying votes, eh?

Pay me first

Read the fine print you’re not getting a check

The era of President Pinocchio needs to end.

could work

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It's a scam, just like the tariff rebate checks.

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Cool! Did the hospital ship make it to Greenland yet?

Well, that will help the deficit .

Hey America, don’t be fooled by this guy, you can easily get him up to $5500 each I reckon.

Trumps promises are not illegal they are undeliverable. Never once has he delivered anything except for himself.

So if stealing it doesn't work try a bribe? Omg of course🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Oh yeah! After all these years of lies and unfulfilled promises we should believe you?!!! Don’t think so!

Bribery is not unofficial act.

The convicted felon said, if #GOP #HouseofGOP win the midterms - we all get $5,000‼️ ⁉️QQ - those voters who love this “offer” how long will $5,000 last you with the convicted felons economy, gas prices, and cuts in healthcare❓🤔🧐🤨

I want the check and the dems

1)That would be OUR money he’d be “paying” us. 2)I don’t want his traitorous bribe money.

So Democrats are supposed to pay via taxes for Republicans to vote against them?

Pardon me I don't hold my breath quite yet!

Oh whatever.. anyone can lie to those idiots… if dems take the house and senate I’ll give every American one million dollars.

Good thing FOTUS ‪trump‬ personally owns the USA Executive Branch which includes law enforcement, thanks to SCOTUS. Otherwise, little things such as following the laws and staying within the boundaries of the US Constitution might trouble his little head.

So he’s trying to bribe voters now.

The crazy thing is there are fools who will fall for this. Lots.

Omfg this is baaaaad

I did the math for you. It’s approximately 1.35 trillion dollars.

And he’s certainly a man of his word, as we all know!

hey, that is only $1,260,000,000,000 (yes, that is nearly 1.26 TRILLION dollars) all as debt that has to be paid back but as he will be dead long before it hits us he doesn't care. he just wants to get through every news cycle with nice press no matter the cost.

Trump's not even paying ICE agents their promised signing bonuses. I'm sure this is in the pipeline, right behind those DOGE checks and tariff rebates.

Also, if we have to vote Republican to get the bribe, that's a deal breaker.

I think Dumfukistan has seen this movie before. First, it was supposed to be farmers. Then there was the rebate that was coming for tariffs. How did those work out?

Just a card-carrying member of The Deep State™!

It’s this even legal?? Shouldn’t be.

Dividend? Taxable?

No dollar amount could tempt me to have the GOP stay in power. I’m serious.

I dunno…. isn’t buying votes against the U.S. constitution or something?

So buying votes is legal in the US?

he never paid his workers -- he's a flim flam man

Only you are a big enough liar to pretend you havethe powerto do that. Just because your cultists buy it doesn't make it true. We see you.

There are 269.8m adult citizens in the USA, so that would cost tax payers around $1.349 _TRILLION_

😆

18 US 597? Is his statement not evidence of a conspiracy to commit a federal felony?

Fuck off already with this “promise” bullshit!!!! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

IT’S OUR OWN MONEY, ASSWIPE!!!

Oh hello inflation.

I think it's kind of hilarious that there are millions of low wattage goobers out there thinking Trump is going to send them $5,000. When in the history of MAGA did he ever deliver on one of these screwball cons?

And Mexico will pay for the wall. Fool me 1,000 times, shame on me.

Impeachable offense # 43,761

Oh that will pair nicely with my DOGE check!

If the Democrats win, they can make Trump pay all of us $5000 from the money he stole.

"Only I can fix it" except how does THAT keep REALLY working out?? myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2026/09/plea...

Lying of course - promising something he and his party will never deliver - it’s called buying your vote! Suckered again - end the Ukrainian war on day one, lower prices, no new wars, … wake up maga members!

Remember when a President actually saying he’d pay voters to vote his way would get them impeached?? Now days it’s barely news.

Trump’s core supporters prioritize anti-immigration, anti-equal opportunity for all, white supremacy, nationalism. It’s diubtful that anything will change them, who represent 35% - 40% of voters.

No, I think that’s bribing voters. And it’s illegal.

Election interference. Good lord

Trump’s latest $5,000 electoral bribe attempt would cost somewhere around $1 trillion. But hold your horses. Perhaps Donny should first cough up the $2,000 for everyone he promised last November for “mid-2026”. America is still waiting for that one.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 don't count on that!! You will be waiting a long time just like your reimbursement from the tariffs! 👍

“Mr Business”

He's become Berzelius "Buzz" Windrip!

I’ve wondered why he hasn’t done this already to be honest.

I remember getting my first Trump dividend check and spending it all on hookers and blow

Heard it.

Oh yes, the DOGE one.

Will it be bundled with my tariff check?😆😆😆

“Only I can lie with impunity.”

I ask this everyday.

desperate man do desperate things just remains to see how many stupid Americans there actually are.. my guess (hope) is not enough

And we all know Trump always keeps his promises.

Just like the ‘Tariff refund’ check?

www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

Touché!!!

$250,000 to every white person (proud boys excluded) $1,000,000 to every native and african american person. $500,000 to everyone else. art of the deal.

www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

And if they don't, Mackenzie Scott (et al) could do the same.

So trump DOES believe in socialism.

Bribing people to vote a certain way is illegal but lol nothing matters

40 trillion—schillion. Ain’t nobody got time to worry about the debt

Trump has understood as no other that there is no truth and it should be the last thing to be bothered by. His followers know he lies and cheats and they like it because they know they have no agency left. His demeanor vents their existential frustration. He is their demolisher, their vengeance.

Of course he is. And I bet out of his own money

Small potatoes.

Damn, this dude LOVES openly committing felonies.

So at this point, he owes us each *counts on my fingers* $8,000 already. Pay up, buddy🫰

He can make the promise but he'll never ever keep the promise.

If Trump could do illegal things, would this be illegal?

Can't wait to hear those MAGA talking heads that attributed the high inflation under Biden to his stimulus check even though Trump sent 2 checks. They argued that to much money was pumped into the economy and created a shortage of goods that raised inflation. I'm sure they will be angry about this 🤡

But what if they're Democrats though? 🤔

The awful hair twins - #Musk and #Trump - are about to get the Nazi social machines rolling. Every adult will be able to collect their #DOGE and Trump checks at a data center in low Earth orbit beginning in 2028! They promise!

They told us in highschool that this would never happen again. That we had rules and legal punishments in place to prevent things like this.

Every adult citizen is still waiting for their $5000 Doge Rebate and their $2000 Tariff Rebate…so he’s promised another $5000 dividend payment to all, another lie and bribe for a vote. Almost $3 trillion owed and already $40 trillion debt. Should be jailed as this is against the law. Wake up US.

If my math is correct that is a 1.35 trillion dollar bribe that would have to be all borrowed. (Not that he will really do it, but anyway.)

#TRUMP SHOULD ISSUE THE $5,000 DIVIDEND RIGHT NOW!?!

Counterpoint: If AOC gets us universal healthcare when we elect her President in 2028, it will save me that at least that much every single year for the rest of my life.

PEDO prez: “Vote Republikkklan & I’ll give every adult $5k." So… buying votes now? 💵💰🤷 Call it a “dividend.” MAGA would call it socialism if a Democrat proposed it. Big promise. No plan. Same grift.😡🤷🇨🇦

The Epstein files are going to be really bad. Like really bad.

Isn't this, um, bribery? Buying votes? For $$MONEY? Isn't that, um, ILLEGAL?

"checks will not be honored."

Inflation? Where’s the money coming from? This is unbelievable. would never pass either the senate or the house today and republicans are in control.