Andy Kindler

Trump must be the last person in America who actually cares what Bill Maher thinks.

Obama only has a couple more opportunities to wear his Nobel prize on a thick chain to a campaign event.

If only Truth Social had the character limitations of its users.

Just got a Facetime from my very excited, champagne drinking friends in Brazil. They're stunned.

Stop trying to ram Stick down my throat Apple TV.

Stop trying to ram Stick down my throat Apple TV.

We hate cars so much in L.A. that you can almost get to the airport by train in 2026.

Meghan McCain really hates Meghan Markle. That’s because the only black person she knows is Michael Ian Black.

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Were Budweiser. We love men like Shane Gillis. We’re an American band. We hate trans people. We hate wokeness. We’re tough guys. The best beer a MAGA asshole can buy. No gay people. No pansies. Just real American idiots.

Meghan McCain is an “entitled grifter.” If it weren’t for her dad, literally nobody in the world would care what she has to say. Go back to the White House and break bread with the fascist who trashed your father and called him a coward. That was excellent grifting.

Instagram combines the pressure of saying something funny while looking presentable. I can’t do both simultaneously.

Instagram combines the pressure of saying something funny while looking presentable. I can’t do both simultaneously.

They should keep a picture of John Husted's ass in front of him to keep him alert.

Got a question for next week's show? Leave it here by tomorrow (Fri) at 9am. #TestShow469

As I turn 70 I look around and see there are many hilarious young standup comics. Grandpa needs a nap.

It's late in the cycle to be buying green MAGA hats. They'll never ripen by election day.

Alternative title: Two guys not the target of the joke weigh in.

Old white SNL guys excusing misogyny as “jokes?” Do they know they’re privileged and out of touch? Of course not. They never had one door slammed in their face because of their race or gender. #assholes

“Humanitarians” are the new Nazis.

WITKOFF, to Putin: “.. you are a humanitarian also sir, and I salute that.” @nytimes.com

Everyone should be more like Andy! Either knock doors, make calls, or get that check book out!! Your money is the most effective, door knocks and phone banks are the best most effective. It takes all kinds!! Pitch in and help!

The only way you could have watched that video without being absolutely impressed with the matter-of-fact way AES dismantled and exposed that pitiful gotcha is for bad reasons

He used to say the same thing when Barron broke something in the house.

Let’s defeat the fascists in Nebraska. Please contribute, if you can, to these once long shot races that are now clearly winnable. Let’s clean Trump’s electoral clock. @actblueorg.bsky.social

Help defeat fascism! Elect Sherrod Brown! @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social @actblueorg.bsky.social

Together with other scientists I’m suing the 🇺🇸 US National Institutes of Health for violating our 1st Amendment rights & censoring our health science. I’m ready to shine a light on the darkest days. Buckle up, read on. This gets pretty wild… THREAD

BREAKING: Tommy has converted to Islam

Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

Everyone wish a magical birthday to the great @andykindler.bsky.social who is not just ferociously funny but also usually brutally right about most things.

Come on people! @marypeltola.com @actblueorg.bsky.social

My name is Mary Peltola, and I'm running for U.S. Senate to fight for fish, family, and freedom – and that begins with fixing the rigged system in DC that’s shutting down Alaska. We need systemic change if we're going to lower costs, save our fisheries, and fill our homes with abundance again.

Hegseth and Trump are threatening to livestream the execution of the Fort Hood shooter. This is horrific and disgusting behavior usually only practiced by terrorist groups like ISIS and al-Qaeda. Great, we're in good company.

I can't explain the bizarre hold Putin has over our president, but it is clear Trump would do almost anything for the murderous dictator. patreon.com/robrogers

@andykindler.bsky.social

A heartfelt apology.

Totally cool neighbors! I’m surprised these vintage items haven’t been snapped up yet.

I turned 70 today, but as this lady says: “Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted.” Nobody has used the word “unlisted” since motels advertised: “Yes we have dial phones and color TV.”

Chuck Lorre is more bitter than me. I guess being “successful” doesn’t make you happy. #$$$$$$$$

Makes a great follow-up to "Background Noise for Grandma's Naps."

I look forward to reading Chuck Lorre’s new memoir: Unwatchable Sitcom.

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