Angel G. Duran

"I" built my own personal budgeting app in a handful of days. Perfectly tailed to my own needs. Saas and paying for apps make no sense when I can build what I need with less than £20 a month. Wild times ahead.

Who knew the invisible hand of the market is elbow deep in our wallets.

The fact that AI models don't push back with the Socratic method by default is kind of wild.

We can all agree we should have had been given the opportunity to watch Pedro pascal in full armor shimming out of Grogu's hut after feeling better.

I am just saying that in this heat the Beijing bikini makes sense and it’s actually kind of useful to dissipate the heat from one’s central body area and combat heatwaves diy-style.

Travelled to Bristol from London yesterday and back, and I couldn't help by notice how our windshield was clean of any bugs. Like none. At all. On a 6hours drive trough British countryside. Wtf.

I don't know man maybe training the AI on reddit wasn't such a good idea after all

Just a polite reminder that Voldemort was defeated before 9/11

The matrix is a cautionary tale against devs getting sudo privileges.

I don't know why but finding out Beck's "Odelay" is 30yrs old deeply upset me.

The irony of saying "let's put our thinking cap on" to troubleshoot an error using AI, is not lost on me.

Do we know who is the astronaut who actually pooped the furthest that any man or woman pooped in space, or away from Earth?

One of our favourite Register reader comments on this story: "So NASA can still talk to Voyager 1 & 2 at over 13 billion miles away and nearly 50 years after launch, but get Microsoft involved and you lose your comms in less than a day." Quite www.theregister.com/2026/04/02/a...

Just spent three days building an app just to find out someone else beat me to it 4yrs ago.

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

What do you mean I can't open the washing machine mid cycle do add that one sock I forgot?

Wait you guys, are we saying the Fifa peace prize just for show?

Fuck you Thames water.

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

Still don't understand why the spider conservation society is not up in arms with all these Australians with time on their hands.

When you think about it, it all started when the undefeated of the east wouldn't update his title after having been defeated a few times.

CMV: the word poop conjures the poop emoji in the mind's eye whilst the word shit conjures an actual turd.

Either McSweeney has something really big on Starmer or Starmer is the worst politician AND judge of character that has ever set foot on this planet Hard to find another option apart from even wilder conspiracies at this stage

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

I just thought of the best comeback for that awkward situation that happened 15yrs ago.

There is nothing quite like the moment you realise you started thinking in memes.

The new starfleet academy just keeps insisting upon itself. I guess it's for some people.

"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort, it break, it leaks. Authority is brittle for oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." - excerpt from the manifest of the rebellion - Andor

The friendship between the pot and the kettle is a weird one because they do be calling each other slurs behind their back.

Yesterday, someone like you or me woke up to an unjust world. He decided that he was going to do something about it and exercise his right to protest with civil disobedience. And they violently murdered him for right as he was helping someone else.

My unpopular opinion: the perfect foldable phone is one that runs android os when closed and ipad OS when unfolded.

Guys guys! they want Greenland because of all the ICE!

Being downvoted for pointing out the economy is really just 12 billionaires in a trenchcoat is wild.

Alright! Hand over the peace prize and nobody gets hurt! - trump, the pedo rapist guy.

Brownian motion made me do it.

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

The death of a legal observer in Minnesota by ICE is a warning to the UK in so many ways. We’re tying ourselves to a violent, corrupt, racist nation which does not care about its citizens. Reform believes in its model, Labour is appeasing it. It is the public who will suffer.

found it really challenging to say “happy new year” out loud to people this year, because of the ** gestures at everything **, you know

“All day long, this relentless noise. Cowards like you weaponizing lies. Taking people’s insecurity and fear, and making it currency. You are exhausting. You stamp on the truth, choke our bandwidth, and shred our patience, because the only strategy you have is to wear us down.” - The Doctor

What if we taught AIs to dream for memory consolidation like humans do?

Getting to the point of considering taking a second job so that I have the money I need to pay for the commute to my current job. #newyearresolutions

Ah, the simpler times.

Just had to explain to my son that no, animals with tails don't poop from the tip of the tails and no, the tail is not in place of the butthole. Hilarious tho.

Getting looks for asking too many hints during this IQ test. Like, how many hints are too many?