Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

@angrybitchflo.bsky.social

"I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you. Except for you Joey." Cross stitcher, photographer, musician, dog mom, Martha Stewart wannabee and failing miserably. I don't follow back.

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The Usual Suspects The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. The Great Escape Singing In The Rain Back To The Future Legally Blonde The Full Monty Harold and Maude Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory The Commitments The Crying Game

Mia Farrow@miafarrow.bsky.social

Some of my favorite films of all time. What are yours? Fanny and Alexander- 5 hr version Lawrence of Arabia 2001 Space odyssey The Godfather Brief Encounter Miracle in Milan The Bicycle Thief Brief Encounter Seven Samurai Citizen Kane Gone with the Wind Raging Bull One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

I decided to tackle cleaning the office today. Eeeek. I've set my sights on one particular section today. Another section tomorrow and the last (hopefully) Wednesday. I haven't gone through and sorted/filed certain paperwork away since 2024. I need to come up with a better system for those items...

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📌There's no way all this is just some damn coincidence: 1. Ukraine whacks Russia. 2. Lindsey Graham leads bipartisan efforts hitting Russia w/ more sanctions. 3. Graham suddenly drops dead. (Like so many of Putin's enemies.) 4. Trump immediately cancels sanctions, and buys Russian diesel. <more>

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I've decided to let natural selection be my new mindset. If they want to inject themselves with bleach, take Ivermectin, shove a light up their ass, and vote against their own interests, let them. We fix it for us, but we don't bail them out.

GET OUT AND VOTE PEOPLE! I don't care if you have to stand in line for hours. DO IT! Too many people stayed home two years ago and look at the mess we have now. This might be the last chance to straighten it out.

hokusai 🌊🌊🌊@thebluenami.bsky.social

a reminder from @carlchri.bsky.social that there are 9 more days...9...to make sure our voices are heard and we START to take back democracy from this corrupt & inept administration it's imperative we stay focused on getting out the VOTE LFG #blues go.bsky.app/GRKemBf

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I'm tired. Life is short. Go chase waterfalls, if you must. Fear the reaper, he is kinda scary. If Argentinians want to cry for me, let them. I'm just trying to get through my own life each day. I have no bandwidth left to police what other people should or shouldn't do. ✌️

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I cannot adequately express how much I want them to hire her. She'd make Katie Zacharia look like Jim Brady.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Yes, Slob Job, Nicki Minaj would make the perfect press secretary. Her husband is a registered sex offender convicted of rape who also served about 7 years for manslaughter. Her brother was convicted of sexually assaulting an 11-year-old child and is serving 25 years to life.

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nicki minaj as the potential new white house press secretary were way past the point of idiocracy being our reality

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The Heritage Foundation adviser who recruited 12 bishops to pray over Trump in the Oval Office claimed a Ph.D. from an Italian university that doesn’t grant doctorates. His listed bachelor’s school is a high school. A Vatican official called the meeting an insult to Pope Leo XIV.

thelettersfromleo.comThe Heritage Official Who Brought 12 Bishops to Trump Claimed Degrees He Never EarnedMario Enzler spent weeks recruiting prelates for the Oval Office prayer, The Pillar reports. Archbishop Coakley was “deeply frustrated,” and Vatican officials call the meeting an insult to Pope Leo…

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the only white people in the US scared to show their faces are klansmen, nazis, and ICE agents

josh boo-erman 👻@bosh.worstpossible.world

just saw this absolutely cracked ad during the michigan game about how thanks to aoc and ilhan omar, white people can't show their faces in public anymore

Thought about going to see "You Can See Everything" over the weekend until I realized it's over 3 hours long. Nope. Will wait until it comes to streaming. I gotta have a pee break and some get up and walk around time with something that ridiculously long. What happened to movies under 2 hours???

Back when I first played D&D, our DM invited a guy he met working at the grocery store to join us, dude mentioned he played. He came and it was bizarre, dude was INTENSE and got mad because we socialized too much. He never came back. Years later he ended up in jail. Dodged a bullet perhaps?? #ttrpg

I'm so fucking tired of this timeline. Can he just die dammit?

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. According to Trump, Pichai responded: ‘No, no, no — this time I’m not doing it… Oceans are different, sir. They cover really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that.’” @variety.com $GOOGL variety.com/2026/digital...

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Fake hoteliers have to do real hotel things?

Caroline Haskins@carolinehaskins.bsky.social

Airbnb is banning its hosts from making guests do things like “stripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.” The hosts....are not taking it well: www.wired.com/story/airbnb...

I sure hope tomorrow is a little less weird. To give you an idea of how things started, the power went out and I was stuck in my recliner...it's a power one. Fortunately my cell phone was handy and hubby was only 5 minutes away. We may have to invest in battery backups...

I don't often order from Amazon, but I placed an order recently for something I was having trouble finding elsewhere. They delivered it to someone else. I swore at the idiot customer service rep. So now I'M the problem? Stick it Amazon, will be deactivating my account.