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Do we have to wait for a mortician?

There is a real chance that trump will meet an end similar to that of Benito Mussolini. There may not be a chance to superglue his lips to anything.

Put the mushroom in there

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Obituary Day will be epic!

And his asshole. I'm talking about JD Vance of course.

Sooner is better

Then burn him up and scatter his ashes in a garbage dump.

I wish somebody would do that now.

They deserve to be left there forever.

superglue that 1st before they escape….

I hope they do the hair in a way that shows his bald spots

Also, stuff his nostrils and all other orifices with dense cotton wool plugs, before sending to the furnaces...

Soon. We pray it will be very soon!

Why they did not do it before.

Made me giggle

trump is all about $$$$ money $$$$. Every single policy he talks about is based on someone or someplace making money. And so:

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He's going to need a catering size tube of it.

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Not soon enough!

Hopefully with something shit inside?

😎🪴🌵 thank you

sweet

Ah, you have a finely honed sense of justice my friend

Quiet Piggy should be etched into his tombstone.

I need a lego short of this, stat!

That's the light at the end of this long, dark, tunnel of misery!

Not soon enough for me.

I wish

I think it doesn’t take much imagination to realize the glee in that statement. Oh, not to hear his voice again would be such a pleasure.

I’m looking forward to that day! Diarrhea-mouthed Donny is a disgrace.

I say just let the flies in.

That won't stop him. He talks out of his anus.

Not soon enough

Fill his mouth with salt and sew his lips together. Only way to be sure he won't speak after death. 😈

I'd suggest stitches... Heavy waxed twine... Just in case!

Can they make sure he goes out as we all remember him?

Does superglue stick to actual SHIT, that's all he spews

Hahahahahaha good one

If one thinks that ends the destruction of democracy by right-wingers, one is hopelessly naive. 🍊💩 is nothing but a puppet to further enact Republican destruction of democracy with the implementation of Project 2025. WE ALL NEED TO STOP BELIEVING THERE IS ANYTHING LEGITIMATE ABOUT REPUBLICANISM.

And don't forget the wooden stake through the heart. Don't want to take any chances, right?

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YES! I CAN HARDLY WAIT!

Mean while we kick him and his out of our White House

Might want to use the nail gun just in case…

Somehow the stiff will stiff him.

After the mob gets to him, there won't be pieces that are recognizably human.

I do hope the person say “quiet piggy“ as they do that.

Can confirm. I worked in a mortuary for a while. Embalmed people in general look okay, but the mouth never looks quite right.

It would be more useful (not to mention more satisfying) to do it while he's still alive...

Oh my gosh! This gave me a chuckle and something to look forward to even after the whole passing away thing

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Speaking words of wisdom, Let it be 🎶!!! 👊 🔥 💙

And look at his rotting brain. No need to identify of whom I speak.

Can’t happen soon enough!

How do I become a mortician?

How about TODAY???

At the gate to the nearest landfill.

Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes.

No, they use a thing like they use to attach clothing price tags, a gun, and it staples a barbed plastic thing to your gums, and the barbs on the "mouthpiece" hold the lips shut...be real fun to do while he was still alive...

And that will be the first time his lips are sealed.

Just flame the fu&ker. Take the ashes to Mount Doom.

can we call them out now just to practice?

🤭 And their lips do need glue 2 seal the lies in!!

Who wants to see him in an open casket? Just load him on the conveyor and set the flames on high.

He'll also have an AV closure screwed into his rectum so he can't continue to crap himself during his funeral. Which is fun

The use of a nail gun would be more fitting…

Yes!!!!

What a pleasant thought to end the day with! G’night Bluesky!

And fill him with formaldehyde, something that is only routinely done in America, because it makes funerals even more expensive, because funeral homes are all owned by billionaire investment groups who know they can exploit people most effectively when they've just lost a loved one. Vote DSA 🤕

And his disgusting fuqing mouth.

Oh, Happy Day!

Well, there's always the Thatcher treatment: put a stake through his heart and garlic around his neck to make sure he never comes back.

Indeed. I wish I was that mortician But I’m probably not alone. I think there would be a line of wonderfully “under qualified” individuals in line for that one…

There's a timeline where we unceremoniously throw that bitch in the sea bin-laden-style.

Yeah, but he has to touch, and smell, him. My latest ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mazq...

And hopefully shove something nasty up his asshole and sew it shut, like a large piece of paper with the words, 'Quiet, Piggy.'

They should auction off the opportunity. They could make millions.

Hope not, hope he hangs from a rope until he rots off the fucking thing and is left for critters to pick clean.

So goddamned lucky

It will take superglue.

Now that’ll be a guy that certainly deserves the Peace Prize!

Today would be good!

Any chance of a trial run?

Why wait?

That’s be the best day

Spoiler alert: the mortician dies before then. Ask how I know!

I know, right? It’s pretty bad, when we read a post; and automatically know, who it’s about.

with all the attention he has craved and now gotten and yet not one word to describe him directly needed. Can't wait for that glorious day.

If he could read - and make sense of what he read - HE would ask who it's referring to. 😵‍💫

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Yes so his heavy jaw does not drop and more hate pour out of his rotting lips

Pick me!!!!

Is it too late to go to mortician school…😜

Oh can't he cross stitch them together? I would be so satisfied to see that!

I was thinking more along the lines of staples!

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I'm not sure that even vultures could stomach him.🤪

But maybe instead they'll have a public burning.

I prefer to imagine cremation